"You know, in my country there is a saying: "If you want to reach the sky - fuck a duck and try to fly.""

"When I die, I'm going to go straight to Heaven. And you are going to ask me why. Did I pray enough? No. Did I share e…"

"Humanity seems to be divided into two categories. People trying to be good and people trying to be bad, but personall…"

"You know, in my country there is a saying: "He, who licks the knives, soon will cut his tongue""

"I don't mean to be rude, but if you love word so much, how could you stop writing?"

"The last time a man put his hand on me did not end very nicely."

"Nobody gives a fuck about ballet."

"You know, in my country we have a saying: "A man without a mustache, is like a woman with a mustache""

"Envelopes, envelopes... everybody's getting envelopes...where the fuck is my envelope?"

"Only when you eat a lemon do you appreciate what sugar is. Life is a paradox. But is it really? Is the contradictions…"