"I don't even know why people do crime. They want to catch you, they're gonna catch you. They can. They got forensics.…"

"Is it me, or do commercials have nothing to do with the products anymore? You dig? I don't even know what a fucking c…"

"I was at a party. Some guy gave me some shit. He's like, "Here, man. Take this. It's fucking mushrooms." I took it, I…"

"If you're an American, you're a racist. We're brought up from the beginning to think in generalizations. We never loo…"

"A black man would never dream of talking to the police high. That's a waste of weed. I'm serious. I mean, I'd be scar…"

"Have you ever watched, like, a cartoon that you used to watch when you were little, as an adult? That shit is wild sh…"

"White people do not like to talk about their political affiliations. It's a secret. You ever ask a white guy who's he…"

"Like, see, I'd never vote for George Bush Jr., but I don't know George Bush Jr.'s politics. Only thing I know about G…"

"Chivalry is dead, and women killed it. ... Chivalry got killed by the feminist movement on them magazines that got wo…"

"My house got robbed in New York. I didn't even call the police. I wanted to, but I couldn't. My crib is too nice. It'…"