"I don't even know why people do crime. They want to catch you, they're gonna catch you. They can. They got forensics.…"

"I was at a party. Some guy gave me some shit. He's like, "Here, man. Take this. It's fucking mushrooms." I took it, I…"

"If you're an American, you're a racist. We're brought up from the beginning to think in generalizations. We never loo…"

"A black man would never dream of talking to the police high. That's a waste of weed. I'm serious. I mean, I'd be scar…"

"Have you ever watched, like, a cartoon that you used to watch when you were little, as an adult? That shit is wild sh…"

"White people do not like to talk about their political affiliations. It's a secret. You ever ask a white guy who's he…"

"Like, see, I'd never vote for George Bush Jr., but I don't know George Bush Jr.'s politics. Only thing I know about G…"

"Chivalry is dead, and women killed it. ... Chivalry got killed by the feminist movement on them magazines that got wo…"

"I had a crackhead break my car window one time, broke it. You know what he stole? A fucking candy bar I had lying on …"

"My house got robbed in New York. I didn't even call the police. I wanted to, but I couldn't. My crib is too nice. It'…"