"You know there's nothing to steal from my mom and Craig!"

"What a lemon! One minute it's running like a top, and the next it's broken down on the side of the road. And I can't …"

"We'll get him. We'll get him. Man, don't worry about that, we'll get him. And when we do, we'll blow up his car, do s…"

"Pointless act! You don't give a 500 dollar tip to the housekeeper! That's inappropriate! That's inexcusable! That, I …"

"On the run from Johnny Law... ain't no trip to Cleveland."

"You, my dear friend, are a fucking fool."

"Here are just a few of the key ingredients: dynamite, pole vaulting, laughing gas, choppers - can you see how incredi…"

"They'll never catch me... because I'm fucking innocent."

"Isn't it funny how you used to be in the nut house and now I'm in jail?"

"What do you think I was doing the whole time you were out there man? I told you Dignan got fired, out on his ass. But…"