"Social Services: [to Scout Master Ward and Captain Sharp] You two are the most appallingly incompetent custodial guardians Social Services has ever had the misfortune to encounter in a TWENTY-SEVEN year career!"

"Bill Murray - Walt Bishop"

"Larry Pine - Mr. Billingsley"

"Rob Campbell - Deluca"

"Jared Gilman - Sam Shakusky"

"Bob Balaban - Narrator"

"Frances McDormand - Laura Bishop"

"Seamus Davey-Fitzpatrick - Roosevelt"

"Walt Bishop: Our daughter's been abducted by one of these beige lunatics!"

"Kara Hayward - Suzy Bishop"

"Edward Norton - Scout Master Randy Ward"

"Bruce Willis - Captain Duffy Sharp"

"Tilda Swinton - Social Services"

"Jack: Ah, bon soir. S'il vous plait, je voudrais un verre de lait au chocolat et une soupe de oignon et un sandwich avec... How do you say grilled cheese? [mumbled French on from the phone] Merci, exactement, merci beaucoup."

"Rhett: What the fuck is going on here?"

"I live here. These people need me."

"Maybe we could express ourselves more fully when we say it without words."

"You're bleeding like crazy!"

"Dad's bags aren't gonna make it!"

"I told you not to come here."

"We haven't located us yet."

"Because I have alopecia."

"Fuck the itinerary."

"I love the way this country smells. I'll never forget it. It's kind of spicy."

"Well, I'm not crazy about the part where I start screaming at the mechanic. That never happened."

"Yes, the past happened. But it's over, isn't it?"

"[While Francis and Peter are fighting] Stop including me!"

"I'll take the bottom bunk because I'm the oldest and my ankle's fractured."

"I'm gonna go pray at another thing."

"Did you get maced too?"

"I tried my hardest. I don't know what else to do."

"Psst! There's something in the coat check."

"Not if I don't see you first, sonny..."

"Land ho! Port-au-Patois dead ahead! Port-au-Patois! Port-au-Patois! Ho! Ho! Ho! Land ho! Ho!"

"I've never seen so many electric jellyfish in all my life!"

"I hear what you're saying, but I think you misjudge the guy."

"Robyn Cohen - Anne-Marie Sakowitz"

"Seu Jorge - Pelé dos Santos"

"Waris Ahluwalia - Vikram Ray"

"Michael Gambon - Oseary Drakoulias"

"Jeff Goldblum - Alistair Hennessey"

"Noah Taylor - Vladimir Wolodarsky"

"Anjelica Huston - Eleanor Zissou"

"Cate Blanchett - Jane Winslett-Richardson"

"Willem Dafoe - Klaus Daimler"

"Bud Cort - Bill Ubell"