"When we got married, we got married in Nassau. We were walking down the street, we'd just got married. And it's a beautiful day, we'd been married for 45 minutes, so things are going great, right? And this guy comes up to me and my wife and he goes, "Hey, man, I saw you on the Blue Collar deal." And I said, "Well, thank you very much." Which is kind of a stupid thing for me to say because he didn't say he liked it. He just said he saw it, right? But I don't always know what to say so I said, "Thank you very much, hope you have a nice day." And I turned around and he goes, "I was talkin' to you." I'm like, "What?" He goes, "Do you like Garth Brooks?" I'm like, :Yeah, I like Garth Brooks fine." I don't, but I said I did because, you know, I just wanted to get on with my day. He goes, "Garth Brooks it the only entertainer in America worth paying money to see." I was like - Now I'm trying not to be a jerk because my manager told me I couldn't be a jerk anymore no matter what, right? So I said, "Well, I'm sure a lot of people feel that way because he's a great entertainer and he's got throngs of fans. He's sold a billion records. Anyway, have a nice day. He goes, "I camped out one time for five days to get Garth Brooks tickets." I'm like, "Really? I wouldn't camp out for five days if I was... camping."
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