"I embarrassed my kids so bad in the last school year. I have two daughters and I live right next door to my brother, who has three daughters, so almost every day, I drive them to school. And last year, while I was driving them to school, we ran out of gas in the carpool lane because my wife does not know it's actually legal for women to purchase gasoline, so... But we run out of gas and people are honking the horn and having to back up and go around us and the kids are just mortified, so the next morning when I took them, I made sure the tank was just as full as it could possibly be, and I pull up to the front of the school and they have, like these assistant teachers that help open the door, and I'm not even trying to be funny, but as we pull up to the front, I roll down the passenger window and yell out, "I've got gas this morning!" And the kids were like, "Oh, God, just go home! Just go home!""
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