"Have you seen the commercial for Cialis, the Viagra knockoff? In the commercial, they will tell you, "If this pill does what it should and you have this condition for longer than four continuous hours, you should go the hospital." You know what, I might go to the hospital, but I'm wearing that little gown they give you backwards... and walkin' the halls, baby!"
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