"Well, no, I've never done it. But it might be worth a try."

"I give her my highest grade: A minus. Look at her - legs like racehorse, perfect yoga bum"

"For us boys its all about FBB, Face-Boobs,Bum"

"I myself subscribe more to the European philosophy of life, my priorities leaning towards wine, women and... well tha…"

"Whenever you meet a beautiful woman, just remember somewhere there's a man who's sick of shagging her."

"Anyone in the mood for a little Alfie, straight-up?"

"The problem is, she doesn't have enough of the superficial things that really matter."

"In every doomed relationship there comes what I like to call the "oh oooh"-moment. And a certain little something hap…"

"What happens with me is – I don’t know – I get… when it gets too… not close, but something like that, I start to feel…"

"I warned them all from the beginning. I always said something along the lines of… I must advise you, I am stamped wit…"