"Well, no, I've never done it. But it might be worth a try."

"I give her my highest grade: A minus. Look at her - legs like racehorse, perfect yoga bum"

"For us boys its all about FBB, Face-Boobs,Bum"

"I myself subscribe more to the European philosophy of life, my priorities leaning towards wine, women and... well tha…"

"Whenever you meet a beautiful woman, just remember somewhere there's a man who's sick of shagging her."

"It seems to me the problems you worry yourself sick about never seem to materialize. It's the ones that catch you une…"

"The problem is, she doesn't have enough of the superficial things that really matter."

"In every doomed relationship there comes what I like to call the "oh oooh"-moment. And a certain little something hap…"

"What happens with me is – I don’t know – I get… when it gets too… not close, but something like that, I start to feel…"

"I warned them all from the beginning. I always said something along the lines of… I must advise you, I am stamped wit…"