"[In a female voice] I now declare this bridge open."

"He's sex obsessed. The older generation is leading this country to galloping ruin."

"[Wearing a beard, looking into a mirror] My name's Betty."

"Control yourself, you'll spurt."

"[Sees Ringo reading a magazine while wearing a Queen's guard bearskin hat] Hey, he's reading the Queen. That's an in-…"

"You're a swine."

"Mister, can we have our ball back?"

"If you lost him I'll cripple ya!"

"I like to keep Britain tidy."

"We know how to behave, we've had lessons."