A Hard Day's Night (film)

"We know how to behave, we've had lessons."

"[In a female voice] I now declare this bridge open."

"He's sex obsessed. The older generation is leading this country to galloping ruin."

"[Wearing a beard, looking into a mirror] My name's Betty."

"Control yourself, you'll spurt."

"[Sees Ringo reading a magazine while wearing a Queen's guard bearskin hat] Hey, he's reading the Queen. That's an in-joke, you know."

"You're a swine."

"Mister, can we have our ball back?"

"If you lost him I'll cripple ya!"

"I like to keep Britain tidy."

"No, actually, we're just good friends."

""Oh, that this too too sullied flesh would melt..." [Quickly turns to the camera] ZAP!"

"[Regarding Ringo] He's very fussy about his drums, you know. They loom large in his legend."

"Hey, you won't interfere with the basic rugged concept of me personality, will you madam?"

"I don't think it's very likely we'll get on. The law of averages is against it."

"I'm going parading before it's too late."

"There you go, hiding behind a smokescreen of bourgeois clichés."

"Come in, number seven, your time's up!"

"Norm: Shake, that that wig off, it suits you."

"Shake: [Trying to follow the Beatles into a casino, past a security guard] I'm with them. I'm, uh, Ringo's sister."

"TV Director: Get me a bottle of milk and some tranquilizers. I see it all now, it's a plot... a plot..."

"John Lennon - Himself"

"Paul McCartney - Himself"

"George Harrison - Himself"

"Ringo Starr - Himself"

"Wilfred Brambell - Grandfather"

"Norman Rossington - Himself"

"John Junkin - Shake"

"Victor Spinetti - TV Director"

"Anna Quayle - Millie"

"Richard Vernon - Gentleman on Train"