"[In a female voice] I now declare this bridge open."

"He's sex obsessed. The older generation is leading this country to galloping ruin."

"[Wearing a beard, looking into a mirror] My name's Betty."

"Control yourself, you'll spurt."

"[Sees Ringo reading a magazine while wearing a Queen's guard bearskin hat] Hey, he's reading the Queen. That's an in-…"

"Mister, can we have our ball back?"

"If you lost him I'll cripple ya!"

"I like to keep Britain tidy."

"No, actually, we're just good friends."

"We know how to behave, we've had lessons."