"PINK STEEL!"

"I'm just Sylvia Stickles, I'm a horny woman with a head injury."

"Help me to keep my sexual sobriety!"

"I'm Sylvia, and my clitoris is in crisis"

"I'm Sylvia Stickles and I've got the itch!"

"A concussion is a terrible thing to waste."

"I've got a hard-on of gold, and my tongue is on fire."

"One day we're going to discover a brand new sex act, one that's never been performed before. And we hope you'll be wi…"

"A man has needs, Sylvia! Marital needs!"

"Can't you see I'm cooking scrapple!"