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"Can't you see I'm cooking scrapple!"
"My pussy's on fire!"
"PINK STEEL!"
"I'm just Sylvia Stickles, I'm a horny woman with a head injury."
"Help me to keep my sexual sobriety!"
"I'm Sylvia, and my clitoris is in crisis"
"I'm Sylvia Stickles and I've got the itch!"
"A concussion is a terrible thing to waste."
"I've got a hard-on of gold, and my tongue is on fire."
"One day we're going to discover a brand new sex act, one that's never been performed before. And we hope you'll be with us on that day of carnal rapture!"
"A man has needs, Sylvia! Marital needs!"
"We got blatant homosexuals shopping right in our store. They eat life you know. Sperm!"
"Did you see those new neighbors moving in? Grown men with hairy legs prancing around half-naked? "We're bears." What the hell is that supposed to mean?!"
"Filthy little hedges, growing all dirty! Makes me sick!"
"I read in the paper the other day that the average married couple has sex over 100 times a year! That's a lie, people would be raw if that was true!"
"I'm going to call the postmaster general — if he's not whacking off! — and report your potty mouth!"
"Tracey Ullman - Sylvia Stickles"
"Johnny Knoxville - Ray Ray Perkins"
"Selma Blair - Caprice Stickles"
"Chris Isaak - Vaughn Stickles"
"Suzanne Shepherd - Big Ethel"
"Mink Stole - Marge the Neuter"
"Patricia Hearst - Paige"
Young though he was, his radiant energy produced such an impression of absolute reliability that Hedgewar made him the first sarkaryavah, or general secretary, of the RSS.
- Gopal Mukund Huddar
Largely because of the influence of communists in London, Huddar's conversion into an enthusiastic supporter of the fight against fascism was quick and smooth. The ease with which he crossed from one worldview to another betrays the fact that he had not properly understood the world he had grown in.
Huddar would have been 101 now had he been alive. But then centenaries are not celebrated only to register how old so and so would have been and when. They are usually celebrated to explore how much poorer our lives are without them. Maharashtrian public life is poorer without him. It is poorer for not having made the effort to recall an extraordinary life.
I regret I was not there to listen to Balaji Huddar's speech [...] No matter how many times you listen to him, his speeches are so delightful that you feel like listening to them again and again.
By the time he came out of Franco's prison, Huddar had relinquished many of his old ideas. He displayed a worldview completely different from that of the RSS, even though he continued to remain deferential to Hedgewar and maintained a personal relationship with him.