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"Is that... is that hair gel?"
"[about Mary] I couldn't believe that she knew my name. Some of my best friends didn't know my name."
"Here you've been in therapy, you know, thinking you blew it with the greatest girl ever, and really it turns out that getting your dick stuck in your zipper was the best thing that ever happened to you."
"[while spying on Mary] Husband... negative. Children and a Labrador... negative. Tight little package... affirmative."
"The last time I had a pap smear, the guy needed leather gloves and an oyster shucker."
"Warning: The guys who did 'Dumb & Dumber' and 'Kingpin' bring you a love story."
"A love story with only one thing on its mind..."
"Love is in the hair."
"The most fun you can have on video."
"No animals were harmed in the making of this movie. Everybody else was on their own."
"There's Just Something About Her..."
"Cameron Diaz — Mary Jensen"
"Matt Dillon — Pat Healy"
"Ben Stiller — Ted Stroehmann"
"Chris Elliot — Dom Woganowski"
"Lee Evans — Tucker / Norm Phipps"
"Jeffrey Tambor — Sully"
"Markie Post — Sheila Jensen"
"Keith David — Charlie"
"W. Earl Brown — Warren Jensen"
"Sarah Silverman — Brenda"
"Khandi Alexander — Joanie"
"Willie Garson — Dr. Zit Face / High School Pal Bob"
"Brett Favre — himself"
"Richard Tyson — Detective Krevoy"
"Rob Moran — Detective Stabler"
Young though he was, his radiant energy produced such an impression of absolute reliability that Hedgewar made him the first sarkaryavah, or general secretary, of the RSS.
- Gopal Mukund Huddar
Largely because of the influence of communists in London, Huddar's conversion into an enthusiastic supporter of the fight against fascism was quick and smooth. The ease with which he crossed from one worldview to another betrays the fact that he had not properly understood the world he had grown in.
Huddar would have been 101 now had he been alive. But then centenaries are not celebrated only to register how old so and so would have been and when. They are usually celebrated to explore how much poorer our lives are without them. Maharashtrian public life is poorer without him. It is poorer for not having made the effort to recall an extraordinary life.
I regret I was not there to listen to Balaji Huddar's speech [...] No matter how many times you listen to him, his speeches are so delightful that you feel like listening to them again and again.
By the time he came out of Franco's prison, Huddar had relinquished many of his old ideas. He displayed a worldview completely different from that of the RSS, even though he continued to remain deferential to Hedgewar and maintained a personal relationship with him.