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"Un-fucking-believable!"
"So many assholes, so few bullets."
"Why do I wish the music industry and the whole globe would just suck my Dick Tracy?!"
"I am so terrifical, I even have my own toll-free number: 1-800-UNBELIEVABLE."
"What are you two, Neil and Bob? Or is that like what you do?"
"Have a Twinkie, Snapperhead."
"[notices his strat] Hey Zuzu. I found my guitar. I found my guitar. [brings it closer and notices it's scratched] It's all scratched up. It's all scratched up."
"Jazz: Maybe I should be thankful that was a foodless kiss."
"Neil: You couldn't even find a handle on a coffee cup."
"Kojak. Columbo. Dirty Harry. Wimps."
"He's on the money, off the record, and over the top."
"Meet Ford Fairlane. To his clients, he's the world's greatest rock n roll detective. To everyone else, he's just a dick."
"Ford Fairlane, rock 'n roll detective. To clients he's the greatest. To everyone else, he's just a dick."
"Private Detective. Public Offender."
"Andrew Dice Clay- Ford Fairlane"
"Wayne Newton - Julian Grendel"
"Priscilla Presley - Colleen Sutton"
"Lauren Holly - Jazz"
"Gilbert Gottfried - Johnny Crunch"
"Maddie Corman - Zuzu Petals"
"David Patrick Kelly - Sam the Sleaze Bag"
"Brandon Call - The Kid"
"Robert Englund - Smiley"
"Ed O'Neil - Lt. Amos"
"Vince Neil-Bobby Black"
"Morris Day - Don Cleveland"
"Sheila E. - Club singer"
"Lala Sloatman - Sorority Girl (credited as Lala)"
"Kari Wuhrer - Melodi"
"Linda Atkinson - Nona'"
"William Shockley - Punk Gunslinger"
"Mark Zuelke - Punk Gunslinger"
Young though he was, his radiant energy produced such an impression of absolute reliability that Hedgewar made him the first sarkaryavah, or general secretary, of the RSS.
- Gopal Mukund Huddar
Largely because of the influence of communists in London, Huddar's conversion into an enthusiastic supporter of the fight against fascism was quick and smooth. The ease with which he crossed from one worldview to another betrays the fact that he had not properly understood the world he had grown in.
Huddar would have been 101 now had he been alive. But then centenaries are not celebrated only to register how old so and so would have been and when. They are usually celebrated to explore how much poorer our lives are without them. Maharashtrian public life is poorer without him. It is poorer for not having made the effort to recall an extraordinary life.
I regret I was not there to listen to Balaji Huddar's speech [...] No matter how many times you listen to him, his speeches are so delightful that you feel like listening to them again and again.
By the time he came out of Franco's prison, Huddar had relinquished many of his old ideas. He displayed a worldview completely different from that of the RSS, even though he continued to remain deferential to Hedgewar and maintained a personal relationship with him.