Buffy the Vampire Slayer (film)

"Mmm. Wouldn't you guys love me in this?" [holding up a new jacket in front of her]"

"'Pike' isn't a name. It's a fish."

"Does Elvis talk to you?"

"What are you doing here? This is a naked place! [when Merrick approaches her in the girls' locker room]"

"All I wanna do is graduate from high school, go to Europe, marry Christian Slater, and die. Now, that may not sound too exciting to a scone-head like you, but I think it's swell. And then you come along and, and tell me I'm a member of the hairy mole club so you can throw things at me? I don't THINK so!""

"I just think it sounds cool, you know? Buyer, buying, to buy... [about her future career as a 'Buyer']"

"Great. My secret weapon is PMS."

"Merrick — you made a joke! Are you okay? I mean, do you wanna lie down? I know it hurts the first time."

"Three weeks ago, all I thought about was... well, I didn't actually think about anything.""

"I'm the Chosen One, and I choose to be shopping."

""Why? Because it isn't in the Book of all Knowledgefulness that I'm going to be cheering at the Riverview game tomorrow? Lighten up, Merrick"."

"You do everything wrong! [Buffy begins to apologize] No....Do it wrong."

"There's a small village in Hampshire, near Stonehenge..." [notices Buffy's blank look] Near a bunch of big rocks. That's where I was born."

"All this is a show. And when the music stops, the rest is silence."

"I'm leaving, man, I'm bailing town. This place has gotten way too hairy."

"I think I'll just hang out here. Make sure the sun comes up and everything."

"I don't believe this! The world is under attack by legions of the undead, and you're going to a mixer?!?"

"You know, Benny was right? You're all the same. I'm not disappointed, I'm just angry!""

"Are YOU addressing I?"

"[Buffy is lying on top of him after a large leap] What am I supposed to do, run? These guys are everywhere, and I wanna do some damage. I'm good with damage."

"[sees Amilyn and Lothos with Buffy] "I know that guy. That is a bad guy. Can we go now? {when Buffy approaches Lothos] "Does anybody here but me have a problem with this?""

"I crashed your party [Buffy responds, "How shallow."] Yeah well, I'm pretty shallow. Would I get my ass kicked if I asked you to dance?"

"You must forgive Amilyn. He tends to drool before supper."

"We can't be stopped. This is our world now."

"What are we? We are man, perfected. We exist to consume."

"Twelve hundred years old, and you behave like a child! Honestly, I don't know how you made it through the Crusades."

"Wanna go for a ride?"

"You ruined my new jacket!" [to henchmen] "Kill him a LOT!" [after his left arm has been torn off]"

"Admit it, Buffy. Don't you sometimes feel... less than fresh?"

"(When Amilyn has one Arm) "We're immortal. We can do anything."

"Buffy: "Oh yeah? Clap."

"Get out of my facial!"

""Buffy, what's your sitch? You're acting like the Thing from Another Tax Bracket"."

"[interview after vampire attack]: They had fangs. They were biting people. They had this look in their eyes — totally cold. Animal. I think they were Young Republicans."

"Don't think of me as Gary Murray, administrator. Think of me as Gary Murray — party guy."

"I have detention slips here, and I'm not afraid to use them! [to horde of vampires attacking the school gym]"

"[after Lothos appears] "That is definitely not a student."

"[dead vampires, with stakes sticking out of their hearts, litter the gym] "Detention, detention, detention...detention, detention, detention. I think that's all of them; no, wait, detention, detention, detention." [drops detention slips on the bodies]"

"[During the credits] Well, I think the kids learn a lesson about safety, except the dead ones. Well, they learned it, but didn't have time to implement it. Are we live?"

"Now, what do we say on the court? Repeat after me: 'I am a person. I have a right to the ball'."

"Hey, you missed practice again today. I think you better sit down and think about how that made me feel."

"Assert your person-hood! Actualize! Actualize!"

"Benny: Her yabbos scoff at gravity."

"Biker:Hey, babe, you wanna get some real power between your legs?"

"Benny:Come on, Pike! Join me! Live forever! We can start a band!"

"Pert. Wholesome. Way Lethal."

"Sometimes it takes more than just good looks to kill."

"She knows a sucker when she sees one."

"Homework. Cheerleading practice. Killing vampires. No one said high school would be easy."

"Kristy Swanson - Buffy"