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"He's so cheesy, I can't watch him without crackers."
"I'm not going to work at The Gap for chrissake!"
"It's not like I had a hysterectomy. I just got fired."
"I have work around here, and unfortunately Troy, you are a master at the art of time suckage."
"Hey! I'm a non-practicing virgin."
"You look like a doily."
"Are employee snacks subsidized?"
"There's no secret handshake. There's an IQ prerequisite. But there's no secret handshake."
"I am not required to make the world a better place."
"Honey, the only thing you have to be at age 23 is yourself."
"There's no point to any of this. It's just a... a random lottery of meaningless tragedy and a series of near escapes. So I take pleasure in the details. You know... a quarter-pounder with cheese, those are good, the sky about ten minutes before it starts to rain, the moments where your laughter becomes a cackle... and I, I sit back and smoke my Camel Straights and I ride my own melt."
"I'm bursting with fruit flavor."
"You have reached the winter of our discontent."
"He's the reason Cliffs Notes were invented."
"Laney, sex is the quickest way to ruin a friendship."
"My favorite part about graduating now will be dodging my student loan officer for the rest of my life. He will be in cahoots with the Columbia Record and Tape Company guy... been after my ass for years."
"My parents have been married for 26 years. Theyre like brother and sister at this point. She goes to the bathroom with the door open. That would be "A". And "B" that's disgusting."
"Don't you ever wish you were a lesbian?"
"It's not like its happening to me. It's like it's in a crappy show like Melrose Place."
"Evian is naive spelled backwards."
"I truly believe that if we can get two women on the supreme court, we can get at least one on you."
"[after coming out to his mother] I wanna be miserable and happy and all that. I wanna be let back into the house."
"My goal is... I'd like a career or something."
"Life is always funnier when it happens to someone else."
"A comedy about love in the 90's"
"Winona Ryder - Lelania Pierce"
"Ethan Hawke - Troy Dyer"
"Ben Stiller - Michael Grates"
"Janeane Garofalo - Vickie Milner"
"Steve Zahn - Sammy Gray"
Young though he was, his radiant energy produced such an impression of absolute reliability that Hedgewar made him the first sarkaryavah, or general secretary, of the RSS.
- Gopal Mukund Huddar
Largely because of the influence of communists in London, Huddar's conversion into an enthusiastic supporter of the fight against fascism was quick and smooth. The ease with which he crossed from one worldview to another betrays the fact that he had not properly understood the world he had grown in.
Huddar would have been 101 now had he been alive. But then centenaries are not celebrated only to register how old so and so would have been and when. They are usually celebrated to explore how much poorer our lives are without them. Maharashtrian public life is poorer without him. It is poorer for not having made the effort to recall an extraordinary life.
I regret I was not there to listen to Balaji Huddar's speech [...] No matter how many times you listen to him, his speeches are so delightful that you feel like listening to them again and again.
By the time he came out of Franco's prison, Huddar had relinquished many of his old ideas. He displayed a worldview completely different from that of the RSS, even though he continued to remain deferential to Hedgewar and maintained a personal relationship with him.