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April 10, 2026
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"I wish I could be more like you, Cuddles, always optimistic. I look into my future and all I see is a long, dark highway, filled with endless tollbooths and no exits."
"Oh, everything smells so much better now."
"Do you think I'm made of steel, Miss Lu-Lu?"
"This house is just like Architectural Digest, Francine!"
"Oh Heintz, she's straight from the gutter ... a fille de joie!"
"At first I thought he was walking the dog. Then I realized it was his date."
"[after ripping a garment trying to squeeze into it] God damn these designers."
"You're really gauche, madam—a regular little coo-chon. And that means PIG!"
"I got ants in my pants!"
"Filmed in ODORAMA"
"It'll Blow Your Nose!"
"Smelling is believing."
"It's Scentsational!"
"Divine - Francine Fishpaw"
"Tab Hunter - Todd Tomorrow"
"Edith Massey - Cuddles Kovinsky"
"David Samson - Elmer Fishpaw"
"Mary Garlington - Lu-Lu Fishpaw"
"Ken King - Dexter Fishpaw"
"Mink Stole - Sandra Sullivan"
"Joni Ruth White - La Rue"
"Hans Kramm - Heintz"
"George Hulse - School Principal"
Young though he was, his radiant energy produced such an impression of absolute reliability that Hedgewar made him the first sarkaryavah, or general secretary, of the RSS.
- Gopal Mukund Huddar
Largely because of the influence of communists in London, Huddar's conversion into an enthusiastic supporter of the fight against fascism was quick and smooth. The ease with which he crossed from one worldview to another betrays the fact that he had not properly understood the world he had grown in.
Huddar would have been 101 now had he been alive. But then centenaries are not celebrated only to register how old so and so would have been and when. They are usually celebrated to explore how much poorer our lives are without them. Maharashtrian public life is poorer without him. It is poorer for not having made the effort to recall an extraordinary life.
I regret I was not there to listen to Balaji Huddar's speech [...] No matter how many times you listen to him, his speeches are so delightful that you feel like listening to them again and again.
By the time he came out of Franco's prison, Huddar had relinquished many of his old ideas. He displayed a worldview completely different from that of the RSS, even though he continued to remain deferential to Hedgewar and maintained a personal relationship with him.