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"There was an old man of Madras whose balls were made of fine brass. So in stormy weather they both clang together and sparks flew out of his ass."
"For pulling this trick, I'll chop off your dick!"
"Ah... lovely golden palaces completely full of riches. I'll rip 'em off and rob 'em blind, those dirty sons of bitches."
"I want my gold shilling. Tell me where it is or there will be another killing."
"Now that was quite a load to have to explode. What a lovely lass, I had to blow up your ass but now I must hit the road!"
"[Appears on the TV as a injuries compensation lawyer doing an infommercial] Feeling sick? Stubbed your toe? Call this lawyer. I'll fix your woe. Agony is my business. I'll fight for you! Even you, Mitch."
"[Appears on the TV as a psychic doing a commercial] The signs point to a tragedy about to happen: casino owner dies in a bed of lies."
"[To an East Indian pawn shop owner after being revived granitized] Mmm, I like Indian food. So spicy!"
"[Leprechaun appears on the TV as a preacher doing a commercial]"
"[On the phone] Yeah, give me hotel security. Yeah, I'd like to report a leprechaun in your hotel. No, a LEPRECHAUN. Yeah, little green guy. HE TRIED TO KILL ME! [Realizes receptionist has hung up] Hello?"
"Loretta, darling, if you want magic, bend over. I'll pull a rabbit out of your ass."
"['As he's being sawn in half] Caesar's... Palace..."
"You need more than a boob job, Loretta. You need a personality transplant."
"What do I want? I want brown hair. I want health insurance for all Americans. I want the Mets to get their shit together."
"[To The Leprechaun] Tell me, what was Judy Garland really like?"
"Ladies and gentlemen, due to a slight solicrivilance in the stem of the wheel, the situation is thus - this table is now closed."
"Look at those tits! I wish I was a man so I could just screw myself right to the floor. And I dare you to feel that ass, Fazio. That's prime."
"Warwick Davis as Leprechaun"
"John Gatins as Scott"
"Lee Armstrong as Tammy"
"John DeMita as Fazio"
"Michael Callan as Mitch"
"Caroline Williams as Loretta"
"Marcelo Tubert as Gupta"
"Tom Dugan as Art"
"Leigh-Allyn Baker as Waitress"
"Richard Reicheg as Lucky"
"Linda Diane Shayne as Nurse"
"Ian Gregory as Doctor"
"Roger Hewlett as Tony"
"Welcome To Vegas... Your Losing Streak Is About To Begin!"
Young though he was, his radiant energy produced such an impression of absolute reliability that Hedgewar made him the first sarkaryavah, or general secretary, of the RSS.
- Gopal Mukund Huddar
Largely because of the influence of communists in London, Huddar's conversion into an enthusiastic supporter of the fight against fascism was quick and smooth. The ease with which he crossed from one worldview to another betrays the fact that he had not properly understood the world he had grown in.
Huddar would have been 101 now had he been alive. But then centenaries are not celebrated only to register how old so and so would have been and when. They are usually celebrated to explore how much poorer our lives are without them. Maharashtrian public life is poorer without him. It is poorer for not having made the effort to recall an extraordinary life.
I regret I was not there to listen to Balaji Huddar's speech [...] No matter how many times you listen to him, his speeches are so delightful that you feel like listening to them again and again.
By the time he came out of Franco's prison, Huddar had relinquished many of his old ideas. He displayed a worldview completely different from that of the RSS, even though he continued to remain deferential to Hedgewar and maintained a personal relationship with him.