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"[the phone rings] Hello? What number are you calling? You've dialed the wrong number! SORRY? What good is that? How can you ever repay the 30 seconds you have STOLEN FROM MY LIFE! I hate you, your husband, your children and your relatives!"
"[the children are playing doctor in the nude] Sodomites! Caught right in a sex orgy! You dirty filthy...! Is that what you learned in private school?! Nude, nude, nude! You could be pregnant, Beth! And as for you, I never thought you would rape your own SISTER! Oh God, the children are having SEX!"
"Am I living in hell?! Is that it?! Have I gone straight to hell?!"
"You know I hate nature! Look at those disgusting trees, stealing my oxygen!"
"You're just like the rest of the common dykes in this town!"
"Good God almighty."
"[comes into the room wielding a broom] Back off, asshole!"
"[while sitting on Mr. Gravel's face] Down, down, down, down, down, down, down! Down, down, down, down, down!"
"[to Peggy] I am sick of listenin' to your bitchin'. The next time you feel a fit comin' on, go outside and bitch. Bitch at the air. Bitch at the trees. But don't bitch at us!"
"to Mr. Gravel I don't want no white man lookin' at my Tampax!"
"to Peggy I ain't your maid anymore, bitch! I'm your sister in crime!"
"Take them to our ugly expert, and give them a complete overhaul!"
"[while having sex with one of her guards] Oh, that love muscle! Whip it out and show it hard! Oh come on daddy, fuck me! Oh grow little inchworm!"
"That little MF!"
"Hey morons, you got your clothes on backwards!"
"I hope you didn't leave no pecker tracks on my gown!"
"Seize her and fuck her!"
"Come on, bitch! Eat some dog food! Eat it! Eat it, you bitch! Put my baby in the refrigerator!"
"I'm so hungry I could eat cancer!"
"[talking to her breasts] Hi big boys! I bet you didn't know Mommy won the Maryland lottery, yes! I'm going to be buying you lots of new push-up bras, so get ready for your new home! Things are going to be looking up for you two!"
"Good old germ-carrying American currency!"
"Now I won't have any organs! It'll be like having a Barbie doll crotch!"
"I'm going to BLOW YOUR BOWELS OUT!"
"Officer: You like lingerie?! How do you like these little numbers? I sent away to 'em from Fredrick's. They was expensive. I love the feel of cold nylon on my big butt!"
"Princess Coo-coo: Herbert doesn't care if I have ears, he only cares about my mind!"
"Flipper: You lazy bitch! I'm out working my tail off all day and you're in there fucking midgets!"
"Liz Renay - Muffy St. Jacques"
"Mink Stole - Peggy Gravel"
"Susan Lowe - Mole McHenry"
"Edith Massey - Queen Carlotta"
"Mary Vivian Pearce - Princess Coo-Coo"
"Jean Hill - Grizelda Brown"
Young though he was, his radiant energy produced such an impression of absolute reliability that Hedgewar made him the first sarkaryavah, or general secretary, of the RSS.
- Gopal Mukund Huddar
Largely because of the influence of communists in London, Huddar's conversion into an enthusiastic supporter of the fight against fascism was quick and smooth. The ease with which he crossed from one worldview to another betrays the fact that he had not properly understood the world he had grown in.
Huddar would have been 101 now had he been alive. But then centenaries are not celebrated only to register how old so and so would have been and when. They are usually celebrated to explore how much poorer our lives are without them. Maharashtrian public life is poorer without him. It is poorer for not having made the effort to recall an extraordinary life.
I regret I was not there to listen to Balaji Huddar's speech [...] No matter how many times you listen to him, his speeches are so delightful that you feel like listening to them again and again.
By the time he came out of Franco's prison, Huddar had relinquished many of his old ideas. He displayed a worldview completely different from that of the RSS, even though he continued to remain deferential to Hedgewar and maintained a personal relationship with him.