Borat Subsequent Moviefilm

"[working in a gulag] Jak sie masz? My name-a Borat. My life is nice, NOT! But how I end up like this?"

"The vice premier was known to be such a pussy hound that he could not be left alone in a room with a woman."

"[voice-over] Finally the time had come to deliver my daughter to the vice pussy-grabber."

"[as his daughter is riding on the roof] Only men and bears are allowed inside car."

"Since I did not have money to buy a gun I went to the nearest synagogue to wait for the next mass shooting."

"[entering the CPAC, dressed in a KKK-robe] I'm Stephen Miller. Sorry I'm late."

"[Being escorted out of CPAC] If you release me, I'll give you my klan robes!"

"We use my iPhone 4's hotspot and steal password from assholes Uzbekistan."

"This is the worst story that ever happened to any human being... or Jew."

"[Back in his village] Jak sie masz! Kazakhstan now feminist nation, like US&A and Saudi Arabia. Bride exports declared misogynist, so we now traffic grooms."

"My daddy is the smartest person in the whole flat world!"

"I found a new book which only tells the truth. It's called Facebook. I learn so many facts there. Like, our nation's proudest moment, the Holocaust, never happened!"

"A legend returns."

"Wear mask. Save live."

"He's back, and he's not alone."

"Sacha Baron Cohen - Borat Margaret Sagdiyev"

"Maria Bakalova - Tutar Sagdiyev"

"Dani Popescu - Premier Nursultan Nazarbayev"

"Tom Hanks - himself"

"Manuel Vieru - Dr. Yamak (Gypsy Tears)"

"Miroslav Tolj - Nursultan Tulyakbay"

"Alin Popa - HueyLewis / Jeffrey Epstein Sagdiyev"

"Ion Gheorghe - Bilak Sagdiyev"

"Nicolae Gheorghe - Biram Sagdiyev"

"Marcela Codrea - a Kuczek villager"

"Luca Nelu - a Kuczek villager"

"Nicoleta Ciobanu - Babuska"

"Rita Wilson - herself"

"Jason Woliner - a bystander in Australia"