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"I don't know. I can't figure women out. Today, they're... independent. They only think about themselves. Why, during sex, Vanessa - she used to scream out her own name!"
"Bring us a pitcher of beer every seven minutes until somebody passes out. And then bring one every ten minutes."
"Don't mind Lou - he's only the second generation in his family to stand up straight."
"Please, try to understand. I don't have the background for this. I mean, the high school I went to, they asked a kid to prove the law of gravity, he threw the teacher out the window!"
"With the shape I'm in you could donate my body to science fiction."
"Rodney Dangerfield - Thornton Melon"
"Sally Kellerman - Dr. Diane Turner"
"Burt Young - Lou"
"Keith Gordon - Jason Melon"
"Robert Downey, Jr. - Derek Lutz"
"Paxton Whitehead - Dr. Phillip Barbay"
"Sam Kinison - Professor Terguson"
"Terry Farrell - Valerie Desmond"
"M. Emmet Walsh - Coach Turnbull"
"Adrienne Barbeau - Vanessa Melon"
"William Zabka - Chas Osborne"
"Ned Beatty - "Dean (education)|Dean" David Martin"
"Severn Darden - Dr. Borozini"
"Robert Picardo - Giorgio"
"Jason Hervey - Young Thornton"
"Edie McClurg - Marge Sweetwater"
"Kurt Vonnegut - Himself"
Young though he was, his radiant energy produced such an impression of absolute reliability that Hedgewar made him the first sarkaryavah, or general secretary, of the RSS.
- Gopal Mukund Huddar
Largely because of the influence of communists in London, Huddar's conversion into an enthusiastic supporter of the fight against fascism was quick and smooth. The ease with which he crossed from one worldview to another betrays the fact that he had not properly understood the world he had grown in.
Huddar would have been 101 now had he been alive. But then centenaries are not celebrated only to register how old so and so would have been and when. They are usually celebrated to explore how much poorer our lives are without them. Maharashtrian public life is poorer without him. It is poorer for not having made the effort to recall an extraordinary life.
I regret I was not there to listen to Balaji Huddar's speech [...] No matter how many times you listen to him, his speeches are so delightful that you feel like listening to them again and again.
By the time he came out of Franco's prison, Huddar had relinquished many of his old ideas. He displayed a worldview completely different from that of the RSS, even though he continued to remain deferential to Hedgewar and maintained a personal relationship with him.