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"I almost fucked an outlet today."
"You stupid, stupid...silly little person."
"Wait, wait. Don't go to sleep yet. We got to talk about something. [pause] Stickers. Do you like stickers?"
"Dude, you've got to tell her. Seriously. You can pass off two dates without a kiss as being old-fashioned. You go three and you're a homo."
"Do you know how many hours I spent looking for for my "Temple of Poon" tape? One. That is a long time to be looking for porn, Matt. What the fuck is going on?"
"This is a photocopy of Candy's ass? You're gonna call her, right?"
"Mandy: [describing the importance of women's power of abstinence] Women have been doing this since...the beginning. It's all part of the system. But you're taking the power and you're fucking with the system. Now, you realize that we can't let this happen, hmm?"
"Candy: [describing the typical sexuality of men] They're like animals. Their whole lives revolve around their penises."
"Jerry Anderson: I've jerked off three times since lunch and I've still got this fucking hard-on."
"One man is about to do the unthinkable. No sex. Whatsoever. For... 40 Days and 40 Nights."
"This March, sex takes a holiday."
"Josh Hartnett – Matt Sullivan"
"Shannyn Sossamon – Erica Sutton"
"Paulo Costanzo – Ryan"
"Adam Trese – John Sullivan"
"Emmanuelle Vaugier – Susie"
"Monet Mazur – Candy"
"Christine Chatelain – Andie"
"Keegan Connor Tracy – Mandy"
Young though he was, his radiant energy produced such an impression of absolute reliability that Hedgewar made him the first sarkaryavah, or general secretary, of the RSS.
- Gopal Mukund Huddar
Largely because of the influence of communists in London, Huddar's conversion into an enthusiastic supporter of the fight against fascism was quick and smooth. The ease with which he crossed from one worldview to another betrays the fact that he had not properly understood the world he had grown in.
Huddar would have been 101 now had he been alive. But then centenaries are not celebrated only to register how old so and so would have been and when. They are usually celebrated to explore how much poorer our lives are without them. Maharashtrian public life is poorer without him. It is poorer for not having made the effort to recall an extraordinary life.
I regret I was not there to listen to Balaji Huddar's speech [...] No matter how many times you listen to him, his speeches are so delightful that you feel like listening to them again and again.
By the time he came out of Franco's prison, Huddar had relinquished many of his old ideas. He displayed a worldview completely different from that of the RSS, even though he continued to remain deferential to Hedgewar and maintained a personal relationship with him.