"Well, when I was nine years old, Star Trek came on, I looked at it and I went screaming through the house. 'Come here, mum, everybody, come quick, come quick, there's a black lady on television and she ain't no maid!'"

"There was a sense of fun in the original series, and I think we wanted to try and create three characters as distinctive as Kirk-Spock-McCoy with Kai-Stan-Xev (plus a robot head). I watched the show quite a bit when I was younger, and enjoyed some of its campier moments, i.e. "The Squire of Gothos". I also liked the one with the weird head in the sky that turned out to be Clint Howard."

"One of the truths I've been telling lately is that Kirk and Spock are not lovers... they're not even boyfriends. They're just good friends. This has offended a whole subculture that is convinced they are... I was at a convention in Milwaukee a few weeks ago. This lady comes up to me with this stuff, and after a thirty minute discussion, I finally said, 'Stop! We're arguing over whether or not two fictitious characters are getting their hands in each others' pants.'"

"The original Star Trek, created by Gene Roddenberry, was, with a few exceptions, bad in every way that a science fiction television show could be bad. Nimoy was the only charismatic actor in the cast and, ironically, he played the only character not allowed to register emotion. This was in the days before series characters were allowed to grow and change, before episodic television was allowed to have a through line. So it didn’t matter which episode you might be watching, from which year — the characters were exactly the same. As science fiction, the series was trapped in the 1930s — a throwback to spaceship adventure stories with little regard for science or deeper ideas. It was sci-fi as seen by Hollywood: all spectacle, no substance."

"Millions of people who have never died before will be killed. - Spock"

"She can't take much more of this, Captain. - Montgomery Scott"

"You're dead, Jim. - Leonard McCoy"

"Damn it, Jim! I'm a doctor not a... - Leonard McCoy"

"Beam me up, Scotty. - James T. Kirk"

"Turbonegro came all the way from Norway to have a concert here."

"Look at Phil's tummy!"

"How many kids would like to have a firepole in their room? But I beat you to the punch, you little jerks."

"DON'T FEED PHIL!"

"(Glomb Making Skatepark House)Dunn:Why don't we ever do this cool shit to my house Bam:'Cos you don't have a house Dunn:Oh yeah"

"(April takes the purple lamborghini)"

"It happens when fat rubs together (skin tags)"

"Glomb: You live with a convict.....Novak: I'm an ex-convict!"

"We're building a drawbridge, look, here's the blueprints! *shows Ape a napkin with a poorly drawn drawbridge and water on it, screen shows the word "Blueprints...?"*"

"April: You know what your friends did to my car?!"

"Dakota, don't you walk away of this!"

"Stupid dog!"

"Robber, he bit me!"

"Bad dog! Percival, you are a VERY bad dog!"

"Laura stand the other corner. [Uncle John: (spanking on the Miss Beadle's face) You’re grounded!] No, you can’t ground me and I’m not going jail anymore!"

"[to Pa] This is your fault! You're killed a dog!"

"My pa doesn't know anything about football (Andy to his friends in episode 5.03, "The Winoka Warriors". This comment was an inside joke on Merlin Olsen (as Andy Garvey's father Jonathan) who knew everything about football as he played for 15 seasons in the National Football League (all with the Los Angeles Rams) and appeared in the Pro Bowl for 14 of his 15 seasons)"

"Hard working folks only smell bad to people who have nothing better than stick their noses in the air! Well, whenever you stick your nose in the air with me, Nellie Oleson, it's going to get punched! (Laura to Nellie in, 2.01 The Richest Man in Walnut Grove)"

"Lemon verbena! Anyone who wears lemon verbena is a friend of mine! (Isaiah to Jenny in, 9.01 Times Are Changing)"

"Home is the nicest word there is."

"Miss Beadle (and other teachers): [to dog in the school] Get out! Shoo, shoo, shoo! Kill it!"

"Miss Beadle: [sobbing] Nancy, do you hear it. STAND THE CORNER IS DEAD!!!"

"Robber: [to Miss Beadle] Stand the corner is dead! [leaves]"

"Miss Beadle (and other teachers): In the corner, Willie, or I will kill myself! [Mr. Edwards: KNOCK IT OFF, Miss Beadle! You’re (he pokes Miss Beadle's chest) grounded! No TV, no work and no sit down the chair for a whole month!] But, Mr. Edwards, you won't happen again! You can’t ground me, you’re not going to jail anymore! [Mr. Edwards and Miss Beadle begins arguing conflict fighting]"

"Nancy Oleson: You hate me!"

"Mr. Edwards: No peekin'! Can't stand for no peekin'!"

"Eva, you're lying! [Eva: Willie and Laura, go to your room! Please!] I'll kill stand the corner! [Eva Beadle: I never sent I was.]"

"Remember me with smiles and laughter, for that is how I will remember you all. If you can only remember me with tears, then don't remember me at all (Julia Sanderson, 2.08 Remember Me, Part 1)"

"Ryan sypek. as junior Davis Yerger"

"Nicole tubiola Dani Davis Yerger"

"James Read - Ken Davis Yerger"

"Ryan Sypek - Junior Davis Yerger"

"Andrew Hoeft- peter RitterYerger"

"James Read. as. ken Davis. Yerger"

".Andrew Hoeft as Peter Ritter Yerger"

"Dennis weaner. as Henry Ritter Yerger"

"Micah Alberti as matt Ritter Yerger"

"Nana visitor as jean Ritter Yerger"

"Greg serano as Pablo Batart Yerger"

"Genevieve cortese as kris Davis Yerger"

"Nicole Tubiola as Dani Davis Yerger"