"Bob were running out of hot air(Keating) well let's throw out some first homebuyers (Hawke) It's not working Bob (Keating) Well I've Got Something. "The'll be no Australian child living in poverty by 1990" (Hawke) Got any more Bob? (Keating) All our other Election promises were in my back"

"Thanks heavens it's only a toy. Imagine if it were real?"

"Shame, Shame, Shame, Slut, Slut, Slut. (Derryn Doll sketch)"

"Bess Armstrong - Patty Chase"

"Tom Irwin - Graham Chase"

"Lisa Wilhoit - Danielle Chase"

"Devon Odessa - Sharon Cherski"

"Jared Leto - Jordan Catalano"

"Devon Gummersall - Brian Krakow"

"Wilson Cruz - Rickie Vasquez"

"A.J. Langer - Rayanne Graff"

"Claire Danes - Angela Chase"

"Wilbur if you don't get rid of that horrible animal, I'm leaving (Carol). Is that a promise? (Mr ED)"

"Jeannie I want my trousers back, Jeannie"

"I wanted to inspire the nation so I wrote this song about Masturbation."

"I'd won a Oscar + I'd come pretty far, Without you Babe I'd become a Star"

"We have not sung a song since we don't when. So we thought it was time to get together again"

"Shame Shame Shame"

"Hello I'm talking to Chenelle, institute of Beauty + House of hair removal."

"Sexual Monster of The Worst Kind Deviant Chemical Carstration"

"One Stake through the heart Should Do you (man) They wouldn't 'ave given me this job if i didn't have a heart (Keating)"

"Egg put it on your Face (Keating)"

"Space the Three Years Between Elections"

"I am A Television Station without a license. The ABC ?"

"This is one of my all time favorites. the Keating Interest Rate Classic. (Candid Camera)"

"I use valvoline so I can get into these really tight jeans"

"Driver take me back to the airport I think I'm in the wrong car"

"Who's Hancock?"

"Didn't you see the way Hancock was looking at you?"

"You really knocked their socks of back there"

"Suck A Duck, making Australian's what they are today."

"Do You Know were i can get my hands on a Hey Hey It's Saturday T-Shirt I enclose a $25 postal order."

"Last year Brent Smythe made as much money as the Prime Minister and his whole cabinet squared."

"Once You've seen a Smythe ad you know Smythe has his own way of doing things."

"Barry I want you to break that cigarette"

"Theo my son's still a virgin boy."

"I was thinking sought of you and I could go upstairs and play Doctors + Lawyers."

"I Just love this time of evening dear. (Cliff,Vizard). Sunset Cliff? (Claire, Downey). No, Primetime!"

"The Liberal Party."

"That's terrible chief if you have Politicians, without policies what do you have?"

"The ol' disappearing policy trick."

"Lurch feel up Tish I'm standing for parliament"

"They Promised By 1990 no Child would be living in poverty, so Why am I dressed like this, 'cause your fat + ugly Pugsley."

"What Their re-playing 1960's T.V Shows In Prime Time?"

"Dr Smith was exploring more than the Lunar Surface"

"What the eye doesn't see the buyer doesn't know"