"[to Amy] You are your family's hope now. Beth is sick, Jo is a lost cause, and I hear Meg has her head turned by a penniless tutor, so...it'll be up to you to support them all."

"Tracy Letts - Mr. Dashwood"

"I want to be great or nothing."

"Just because my dreams are different than yours doesn't mean they're unimportant."

"Hadley Robinson - Sallie Gardiner Moffat"

"Mr. Dashwood: Tell her to make it short and spicy. And if the main character is a girl, make sure she's married by the end. Or dead, either way."

"Donn Lamkin as Sidney Hanover, the wealthy father of Abby and husband of Ilene Hanover."

"Colin Dennard as Elliott Gold, a nerdy boy obsessed with technology who is attracted to Abby."

"Tim Meadows as Principal Ron Duvall, the Principal of Northshore High who has had experience with the Plastics group before."

"Patrick Johnson as Nick "Big Z" Zimmer, Mandi's boyfriend and a former friend of Tyler."

"Nicole Gale Anderson as Hope Plotkin, a hypochondriac who has a strong fear of germs and illness and Mandi's right-hand-girl."

"Claire Holt as Chastity Meyer, a ditzy girl who has multiple boyfriends and a "raging libido"."

"Diego Boneta as Tyler Adams, a popular Soccer player and Mandi's stepbrother who later dates Jo."

"Linden Ashby as Rod Mitchell, Jo's father and a mechanic."

"Rhoda Griffis as Ilene Hanover, the wealthy mother of Abby and wife of Sidney Hanover."

"Mike Pniewski as Mr. Giamatti, the school Shop teacher."

"Bethany Anne Lind as Quinn Shinn, a timid wannabe who is on the School Newspaper team."

"Not everything is about you, Mandi. Especially not my love life. At least I have one. Where's your boyfriend on your birthday?"

"Meaghan Martin as Jo Mitchell, a tomboyish 18-year-old girl who shares an interest in cars with her father and must move schools at least 3 times a year because of his job."

"Maiara Walsh as Mandi Weatherly, a cruel, spoiled popular girl who views Abby as a rival and frequently bullies her & Jo"

"Jennifer Stone as Abby Hanover, a kind but unpopular girl who comes from a rich background and is a rival of Mandi."

"As many of you know, we had a robbery last night. Now, the evidence strongly suggests that the thief was a student, because of his or her wanton disregard for school property. This student, or students, clearly degenerates, stole the money that was intended for helpless animals. Now, unless the money is returned, I have no choice but to cancel the Homecoming Dance. This is your principal, signing off for today, reminding you to stay left or right, not center."

"[voice-over] For Hope, who'd been a hypochondriac since contracting mono from a water fountain, we said goodbye to Mandi's "no bodily fluids" rule. Hope booked an emergency healing massage and seaweed facial. Unfortunately, there was a mix-up at the spa, and Hope ended up resembling the Wicked Witch of the West. It still hadn't faded after an entire weekend."

"[voice-over] And we didn't just stop there. Abby, Quinn and I set out to disband the Plastics once and for all. We called ourselves the Anti-Plastics. Not very original, but it got the point across. We gathered our forces. But as the Anti-Plastics grew, Mandi started recruiting for her side. It was time to break apart the founding members, starting with Chastity. So we simply tipped Principal Duvall. Her weakness: a raging libido."

"[voice-over] With Chastity and Hope down, there was only one Plastic left."

"You wanna see a love life, little virgin? I'll show you."

"You think you're so clever, but you're not. You're just using my brother to get back at me, and I'm gonna make sure that he knows that."

"[voice-over] There are times in your life when you find yourself in very awkward situations. And this would be one of those moments. But I swear, it's not like I'm selling my kidney or anything. Although, that would have been less painful. But I'm getting ahead of myself. Let me start at the beginning. This is my dad. Dad built engines for race cars. And so did I. Ignore the pigtails. I was more naive back then. Because of his work, I changed schools two times a year for the past eight years. This doesn't make me a loner with a highly evolved defense mechanism or anything. OK, fine, it does. Today, everything was about to change. It was my first day at North Shore High, the last stop before Carnegie Mellon University, my dream school. My rules of survival were simple: Don't stand out, never raise your hand in class and watch your back at all times. New town, same school, same parking lot. Everyone obsessed with the freedom of their first car. It's an identity, like the muscle cars who think they own the road, and check out every passing vehicle. Smart cars who don't fit in. The "I'm so perky I might shake off my tube top" cutesy cars. And then there's the most dangerous vehicle on the road, the high-performance, high-maintenance sports cars. If they liked you, your life was all green lights. If they didn't, you were nothing more than a wreck on the side of the road. At North Shore, they were called the Plastics, and Mandi Weatherly was the number one Plastic. She dotted her name with a signature heart above the "i". Probably because she didn't actually possess that organ. Her two sidekicks were Chastity Meyer, who was stupid enough to hit a home run with any boy willing to play, and Hope Plotkin, uber-hypochondriac, who believed that germs led to ugliness, and ugliness led to death. And thus, my number one rule for survival: no girl drama. Actually, no drama, period. And in high school, an already embarrassing moment can go from bad... to worse."

"Ash Santos as Maria"

"Bryan Batt as Gio"

"Sydney Sweeney as Eva"

"Alexander Ludwig as Rocko"

"Megan Fox as Grace"

"Lucy Fry as Zoe"

"Raúl Castillo as Jay (as Raul Castillo)"

"Debby Ryan as Blaire"

"Jorge Lendeborg Jr. as Benny"

"Alfie Allen as Victor"

"This is weird. You guys didn't call. You showed up unannounced. Is this like a booty call or something? I'm not that kind of girl."

"Marlene Forte as Abuela"

"[Alana shows her boobs] Can I touch them? [She slaps his face]"

"This is my nozzle, motherfucker!"

"There's no gas-o in the goddamn car-o, Steve-o!"