"Dora: Yeah, yeah, I'm the worst boss ever. I'm surprised you can even talk, what with your throat being crushed under my fuzzy bunny slipper of authority."

"Marten: Don't go fishing for compliments with Faye, you'll only pull up old boots and tires."

"Dora: Go home, Faye. You're fired."

"Claire: I didn't, like, grab your butt or anything, did I?"

"Pintsize: I feel that way about everything."

"Marten: I like you, and I think you like me, and I want to see where this takes us."

"Faye: Sounds like we need another worker drone, then. Give Dale a call; he was interested."

"Dora: You're okay with working with a guy?"

"Marten: I need pancakes before I can process this."

"[Marten and Claire kiss.]"

"Claire: Just... just gimme a minute for the Ativan to kick in."

"Claire: This is where the night goes from "we had fun" to "mistakes were made", isn't it."

"Claire: I hate being reasonable."

"Marten: Has it kicked in yet?"

"Angus: This is my dream. Can't you just be happy for me?"

"Cosette: Me too."

"Faye: As the new Assistant Manager, I am committed to the ideal of a nondiscriminatory workplace. Plus, he looks like a wimp. He'll be easy to boss around."

"Marten: You're cute when you're reasonable."

"Clinton [off Claire's horrified expression]: What? I said thanks!"

"Tai: You're also the only person here on your day off, nerd."

"Faye: So how long have you had a crush on Marty?"

"Pintsize [re: Marten and Faye]: TLDR: They wanted to bang but didn't."

"Tai: It would be mean-spirited to do a victory dance right now, wouldn't it."

"Claire: Am I the only person here who actually WANTS to be a librarian?"

"[Claire spit-takes her drink.]"

"Claire: You never know if you're gonna get hit by a bus one day. But that doesn't mean you can't ever leave your house, it means you should look both ways when you cross the street."

"Claire: If I promise not to take my pants off, will you come with me?"

"Faye: It's gonna seem overwhelming at first, but try to keep up. This is the register. This is the espresso machine."

"Bubbles: Let us consider that "plan C"."

"Clinton [to Marten]: Thanks for being a gentleman about my stupid sister cuddling you."

"Faye: There's a bottle of bourbon in the cabinet with our name on it."

"Faye: I thought I could."

"Claire: You ever wanna just sit and stare at a wall for, like, three hours?"

"Penelope: I quit."

"Delilah: Last night was a lot of fun, Mark. But let's not try to turn this into something it isn't."

"Clinton: Well yeah, but you never know -"

"Faye: Actually, I'd love to see that."

"Sven: Are you going to?"

"Faye: Oh my god you're an idiot."

"Dale: Anything you wanna do with the time we've got left?"

"May: I'd like to watch the stars."

"Faye: And you expect me to just throw myself into your arms now that you've told me?"

"Marten: Emily kissed me on the cheek."

"Marigold: No, I'm serious! Spaghetti-Os and Mountain Dew and you'll be totally better!"

"Marten: This is gonna sound weird, but I'm glad you didn't have a reason."

"Sven: I think I'm in love with you."

"Hannelore: I am just feverish enough that this seems plausible."

"Faye: Sven told me he was in love with me."

"Bubbles: One time I accidentally pulled the bumper off of a Humvee."

"May: I sure fuckin' hope so. It won't look good on my parole report if she kills him."