"[First lines] Ancient feudal Japan, a land shrouded in mystery, forbidden to foreigners. A group of magical islands home to witches and demons. A nation of rival provinces whose lords were ruled by a shogun whose will is absolute. Peace in the realm is kept by the samurai, master swordsmen tasked with protecting their lord and their province at all costs. Should a samurai ever lose of fail his master, he suffers the greatest shame in all Japanese society. He becomes a ronin. And yet, to know they story of the 47 Ronin, is to know the story of all Japan."

"[To a bowing Kai] I would rather have been killed by that beast than be saved by a half-breed."

"Kai, forgive me for not thanking you for defeating the beast and saving my life. A samurai does not take credit for victories of others. [Presents Basho's sword to Kai] This belonged to Basho. A samurai wears two swords. [Kai takes the sword and bows]"

"Then who killed Captain Alex? Who?!"

"[talking to corrupt official] You can't intimidate me. And know this, you diarrhea squirt: I will get my brother back."

"[mocking soldiers] I'm making German food. German food? We found German tourists. We are cooking them. Oh. Very, very good. Save me the head... like Predator!"

"Ugandan Bruce Lee. We call him - Bruce U."

"[mocking woman] Will you marry me? [mocking Alex] I prefer men. [woman] What? No!"

"Everybody in Uganda knows kung fu!"

"Who Killed Captain Alex: the Ugandan first action-packed movie."

"Rob Brown - Isaac 'Eyeball' Butler"

"Channing Tatum - Steve Shriver"

"Joseph Gordon-Levitt - Tommy Burgess"

"Victor Rasuk - Rico Rodriguez"

"Fuck the president!"

"Here's your new ID. If you go, you're gone for good."

"Ryan Phillippe - Brandon King"

"Quay Terry - Al 'Preacher' Colson"

"With the shortage of guys and no draft, they're shipping back soldiers who's supposed to be gettin' out."

"Who wants to play lets start shootin' people?"

"I'm not going back. I'm fightin' this thing."

"Matthew Scott Wilcox - Harvey"

"Connett Brewer - Curtis"

"Alex Frost - Shorty"

"Ciarán Hinds - Roy King"

"Linda Emond - Ida King"

"Josef Sommer - Senator Orton Worrell"

"Mamie Gummer - Jeanie"

"Timothy Olyphant - Lt. Col. Boot Miller"