"Ugandan Bruce Lee. We call him - Bruce U."

"[mocking woman] Will you marry me? [mocking Alex] I prefer men. [woman] What? No!"

"Everybody in Uganda knows kung fu!"

"[mocking soldiers] I'm making German food. German food? We found German tourists. We are cooking them. Oh. Very, very…"

"Then who killed Captain Alex? Who?!"

"[talking to corrupt official] You can't intimidate me. And know this, you diarrhea squirt: I will get my brother back."

"Should we remain in Algeria? If you answer "yes," then you must accept all the necessary consequences."

"We aren't madmen or sadists, gentlemen. Those who call us Fascists today, forget the contribution that many of us mad…"

"So we now average 4.2 attacks a day. We must distinguish between attacks on individuals and bombings. As usual, the p…"

"We have to start from scratch. The only information we have concerns the organization's structure. Let's start from t…"