"Please! Keep your touchy-feely rhetoric to yourself! I can't stomach it! You Coopers are a bunch of dirty, attention-grubbing thieves! All of you, thieves!"

"I've got the deed to this island. This fortress is mine, everything here... is mine! Which now includes the key to the vault. Hand over the cane."

"Ah, Murray. You're much stronger than McSweeney ever was."

"Ha ha! You and your foolish friends keep trying to beat me with your guns! They're like toys to my creatures. If this Whale-Fly had vocal chords he'd laugh at your silly little faces! (Laughs)"

"(meeting Sly Cooper for the first time) Cooper...! No, you must be Sly Cooper, the new keeper of the cane! How I've longed for this."

"You're as weak as your father!"

"I have no fight with you Bentley. You and I are the same."

"YES! The Cooper Gang, rules the roost! We're the kings of the hill! The totally maxed-out, heavy weight, champions!"

"Yeah! You're all knocked down and "The Murray" stands tall! Like a freaking totem pole of strongism!"

"Yes! The Murray lives! I will never forget you, brave little RC car! We will be friends forever! You can ride in my van!"

"Keep your head down, stay clear. I'm going to crack alot of skulls and I don't want your's to be one of them!"

"That's right, plug-head! I'm like a semi truck with its brakes cut!"

"The Murray has been and always will be... FINESSE!"

"Find the match deep inside yourself... light it, and let the fire burn up your gut and boil your blood!"

"What was Genghis Khan's favorite meal? The brains of his enemies. That wasn't really funny, just gross and weird, you've gotta admit weird right?"

"Greetings, old– (sees Carmelita) Inspector Fox!? Man, you're in it again."

"My mind is clear, like the woodlands after a forest fire."

"What's the point of having fists if you can't bash steel doors with them?!"

"Keep it peaceful, and I'll smash up anything you'd like!"