"(while sabotaging the work of Don Octavio) Look away if you must, you're about to witness the dark side of electrical engineering. Kill a bunch of poor innocent fish, will he?"

"(to Sly) I can't believe that worked. You've got the worst Italian accent I've ever heard... No offense."

"Let go of me, you geriatric fiend!"

"The lasers! I get it, I can slide on the laser beams! Dad, you old rascal!"

"Cops 'round here really like to make an impression."

"Listen up, Dirtbags! Time to clear out! From now on, this bar is Cooper Gang Turf!"

"How about you stop sending these guards up to kill me?"

"'Guys like me'? Are you saying I've got some competition for your affections?"

"For the first time, Carmelita didn't show up and card us all to jail. Ah well, I'll send her a postcard."

"(pirate accent) Argh, I forgot me #2 pencil for the scantron test!"

"Hello, assorted meatheads... and lady. Anyone feel like getting some exercise?"

"Aw. Come on, pal. There's always a way."

"I see you carry the cane of the notorious Cooper thief clan. Have you come here for revenge? To steal back the Thievious Racconus?"

"YOU ARE... correct. Forgive me, my mind is not always my own."

"I hate you, Sly Cooper. You've ruined me, ruined the Panda King."

"Stone Dragon of the temple, I summon you... from rock to flesh, aid the family Tsao in this hour of need!"

"Jing King is mine! Once our bloodlines cross it shall be glorious."

"Who needs friends when you can have servants? Who needs affection when you can have obedience?"

"(upon confronting Sly Cooper) Ah, the famous Sly Cooper. It seems you and your little gang were able to follow the trail I left for you. Of course, you'll be helpless without them as you soon discover."

"(to Bentley) You can do other things! I'm sure Sly can't rewire a satellite or write ASCII code."

"(to Carmelita) Hey! You're that cop hag that busted me back in Mesa City!"

"(to Bentley) Hey man, you can try, but you'll never capture my essential style. It's like smoke, ungrababble and all over the place! But no matter, no thing, come at me with some turtle talk. You've got your own flavor."

"I'm gonna knock out every single one of your teeth, and make you EAT them.... Trust me, I don't make idle threats."

"Quit talking stupid kid, AND DIE!"

"Listen to the song OF YOUR DEATH!"

"Sly Cooper and his secret plans. Who's this "veiled bride" he's so interestd in anyways? Well, he's not the only one who can play the disguise game. I'll give and his gang a shotgun wedding they'll never forget!"

"Cooper! (groans) These guys have to brag, even when they're running away."

"Interpol, I've captured Sly Cooper. Repeat, captured Sly Cooper. Requesting instruction unit, over."

"Don't move or I'll zap you."

"Blast it, Sly. Why run? Why not face me like a real man?!"

"First things first. Put Cooper down and we'll talk terms."

"What do you care if I bury a few worthless villages in the snow? You're a thief, just like me."

"My fireworks are not flares. They burst with ferocious beauty and then disappear like the lightning."

"It shames me fierce to tell ye, shipmate, but I lost me galleon in a game of cards. And worse yet, the map was stolen by that terror, Captain LeFwee"

"Avast, lubbers! Didn't think ye could steal from the smartest man on the Seven Seas and not taste the repercussions!"

"(last words before his death) Smartest man of the 7 seas!"

"Oh now, I take a great deal of pride working a bunch of splinters into the feet of all about to walk my plank! Har har! 'Tis the extra touches that makes all the difference."

"I'd never have a problem with the ladies, especially when I've a broadside aimed at their sailboat..."

"If you're even half the thief your father was, you'll find it in no time. Good luck, kiddo."

"Your pop would'a been proud to see how you've turned out."

"Kevin Miller as Sly Cooper"

"Matt Olsen as Bentley"

"Chris Murphy as Murray"