Sly 3: Honor Among Thieves

"Cops 'round here really like to make an impression."

"Aw. Come on, pal. There's always a way."

"Hello, assorted meatheads... and lady. Anyone feel like getting some exercise?"

"(pirate accent) Argh, I forgot me #2 pencil for the scantron test!"

"For the first time, Carmelita didn't show up and card us all to jail. Ah well, I'll send her a postcard."

"'Guys like me'? Are you saying I've got some competition for your affections?"

"How about you stop sending these guards up to kill me?"

"Listen up, Dirtbags! Time to clear out! From now on, this bar is Cooper Gang Turf!"

"The lasers! I get it, I can slide on the laser beams! Dad, you old rascal!"

"Let go of me, you geriatric fiend!"

"(to Sly) I can't believe that worked. You've got the worst Italian accent I've ever heard... No offense."

"(while sabotaging the work of Don Octavio) Look away if you must, you're about to witness the dark side of electrical engineering. Kill a bunch of poor innocent fish, will he?"

"Uh, we need to put the smack down on these bad dudes... for justice."

"When you two are done making out, I'll see you back at the Safehouse. Sheesh!"

"(to Muggshot) Your mother is a broken down tub of junk with more gentlemen callers than the operator!"

"Oh boy, here comes the big guns. And by "guns" I mean a flying, giant, whale-dragonfly thing covered in robotic junk!"

"I wish I wasn't in this chair. I wish I could climb flagpoles and run along tightropes. But I can't."

"(to Don Octavio) That does it! I'LL FLOSS MY TEETH WITH YOUR SPINE!! "The Murray" returns!"

"The Murray knows no song, but the triumphant horn section of his own triumph!"

"Keep it peaceful, and I'll smash up anything you'd like!"

"What's the point of having fists if you can't bash steel doors with them?!"

"My mind is clear, like the woodlands after a forest fire."

"Greetings, old– (sees Carmelita) Inspector Fox!? Man, you're in it again."

"What was Genghis Khan's favorite meal? The brains of his enemies. That wasn't really funny, just gross and weird, you've gotta admit weird right?"

"Find the match deep inside yourself... light it, and let the fire burn up your gut and boil your blood!"

"The Murray has been and always will be... FINESSE!"

"That's right, plug-head! I'm like a semi truck with its brakes cut!"

"Keep your head down, stay clear. I'm going to crack alot of skulls and I don't want your's to be one of them!"

"Yes! The Murray lives! I will never forget you, brave little RC car! We will be friends forever! You can ride in my van!"

"Yeah! You're all knocked down and "The Murray" stands tall! Like a freaking totem pole of strongism!"

"YES! The Cooper Gang, rules the roost! We're the kings of the hill! The totally maxed-out, heavy weight, champions!"

"I have no fight with you Bentley. You and I are the same."

"You're as weak as your father!"

"(meeting Sly Cooper for the first time) Cooper...! No, you must be Sly Cooper, the new keeper of the cane! How I've longed for this."

"Ha ha! You and your foolish friends keep trying to beat me with your guns! They're like toys to my creatures. If this Whale-Fly had vocal chords he'd laugh at your silly little faces! (Laughs)"

"Ah, Murray. You're much stronger than McSweeney ever was."

"I've got the deed to this island. This fortress is mine, everything here... is mine! Which now includes the key to the vault. Hand over the cane."

"Please! Keep your touchy-feely rhetoric to yourself! I can't stomach it! You Coopers are a bunch of dirty, attention-grubbing thieves! All of you, thieves!"

"Then why is it called the Cooper Gang, you self-centered egomaniac?!"

"No one hurts my criminal!"

"That's right! Hide in the sewers like the rat you are!"

"First things first. Put Cooper down and we'll talk terms."

"Blast it, Sly. Why run? Why not face me like a real man?!"

"Don't move or I'll zap you."

"Interpol, I've captured Sly Cooper. Repeat, captured Sly Cooper. Requesting instruction unit, over."

"Cooper! (groans) These guys have to brag, even when they're running away."

"Sly Cooper and his secret plans. Who's this "veiled bride" he's so interestd in anyways? Well, he's not the only one who can play the disguise game. I'll give and his gang a shotgun wedding they'll never forget!"

"Listen to the song OF YOUR DEATH!"

"Quit talking stupid kid, AND DIE!"

"I'm gonna knock out every single one of your teeth, and make you EAT them.... Trust me, I don't make idle threats."