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"Technician1: Firing starboard blasters for 10 seconds."
"Technician3: Lady Aisha blew it, she should have listened to him!"
"Technician3: Moron!"
"Gene: Hey Jim, tell me, what are the Ctarl Ctarl like again?"
"McCoy Henchman1: The Ctarl Ctarl empire!"
"McCoy Henchman2: What should we do?"
"Melfina: Alright, I'll try."
"Ctarl Ctarl2: If you don't clear the we're gonna whip your butt."
"McCoy: Like we really have a choice? These guys are even worse than the pirates!"
"Horis: Warning, please avoid any reckless evasive maneuvers until we are out of Blue Heaven's approach lane."
"Aisha: This is the Orta Hone Hone, registered to the Ctarl Ctarl empire. I am speaking to you as Ambassador Planetary Penitentiary Aisha Clan Clan. With total authority in all space,"
"Crowd: Clear the way (~ 10 times)"
"Jim: Okay."
"Hilda: Melfina, sit in the auxiliary control chair. You're able to do it."
"Ctarl Ctarl1: Make way for the Ctarl Ctarl empire!"
"Hilda: Listen, I'm an outlaw. I hate to say it, but I don't have a treaty with you, understand? This departing ship is taking the right of way."
"Hilda: Alright, continue accelerating."
"Melfina: Grappler ship closing in from above!"
"Horis: 482 seconds."
"Hilda: Can you operate a laser cannon?"
"McCoy Henchman1: They won't get away, lets split ourselves up."
"Melfina: I see something that's closing in on us from ahead. It's a large ship."
"Jim: Sure, I know how to use one."
"Jim: If you don't have a problem with it, I'll help."
"Hilda: It's to your right. If they close in, open fire."
"Gene: Oh Hilda, where are we headed off to this time?"
"Jim: Ugh... ugh..."
"Hilda: Send out a warning."
"Horis: They claim they have the right of way."
"Jim: Huh? You're picking a fight with the Ctarl Ctarl?"
"Horis: Ship is cruiser class. Type unknown. It is on a collision course."
"McCoy Henchman1: Okay, lady, gotcha this time."
"Hilda: Horis, we need a rapid climb."
"Gene: I do, I might puke all over the console."
"McCoy Henchman1: Ahh man!"
"Hilda: Just a little star system. Meeting up with some friends there."
"Technician1: Yes, m'am!"
"Aisha: Quiet! This is in the honor of the Ctarl Ctarl!"
"Horis: T minus 60 until asteroid zone is cleared. Warning. Warning. Further acceleration within asteroid zone is dangerous."
"Jim: Aaaah!"
"Aisha: Hey! You outlaws, hold on!"
"Aisha: Grr! Blast it! Everyone's trying to make fools of us. That does it, fire! I said fire!"
"Aisha: Hey! Hold it right there! All of you stop your ships do you hear me? You're under arrest in the name of the Ctarl Ctarl empire!"
"McCoy Henchman3: Oh no, what should we do?"
"McCoy Henchman4: What else can we do? We can't get away from that ship."
"Crowd: Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire!"
"Hilda: How much longer until we're cleared of the asteroid zone?"
"Aisha: Aaaahhh! Arrr!"
"Horis: Warning, that may cause a short circuit."
"Gene: Oh boy..."
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!