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"Gene: I do, I might puke all over the console."
"Horis: Warning, that may cause a short circuit."
"Jim: If you don't have a problem with it, I'll help."
"Hilda: Can you operate a laser cannon?"
"Jim: Sure, I know how to use one."
"Hilda: It's to your right. If they close in, open fire."
"Jim: Okay."
"Hilda: Melfina, sit in the auxiliary control chair. You're able to do it."
"Melfina: Alright, I'll try."
"Horis: Warning, please avoid any reckless evasive maneuvers until we are out of Blue Heaven's approach lane."
"Hilda: Alright, continue accelerating."
"McCoy Henchman1: They won't get away, lets split ourselves up."
"McCoy Henchman2: Right."
"Horis: Grappler ships to aft have split into 2 groups."
"Hilda: Jim, eyes up, they're coming in from the rear."
"Jim: Gotcha."
"Jim: There they are!"
"McCoy: Ain't gonna work little lady!"
"Horis: Enemy craft have anti-laser defenses."
"Jim: Uhh... Hilda, what are we gonna do?"
"Hilda: Keep firing, it'll keep them on their toes at least."
"Gene: Ugh..."
"McCoy: (laughs) Running out of time."
"Horis: Further evasion is dangerous. Now leaving guide path."
"Melfina: Grappler ship closing in from above!"
"McCoy Henchman1: Okay, lady, gotcha this time."
"Hilda: Horis, we need a rapid climb."
"McCoy Henchman1: Ahh man!"
"Hilda: How much longer until we're cleared of the asteroid zone?"
"Horis: 482 seconds."
"Melfina: I see something that's closing in on us from ahead. It's a large ship."
"Horis: Ship is cruiser class. Type unknown. It is on a collision course."
"Hilda: Send out a warning."
"Horis: They claim they have the right of way."
"Aisha: This is the Orta Hone Hone, registered to the Ctarl Ctarl empire. I am speaking to you as Ambassador Planetary Penitentiary Aisha Clan Clan. With total authority in all space,"
"Crowd: Clear the way (~ 10 times)"
"Ctarl Ctarl1: Make way for the Ctarl Ctarl empire!"
"Ctarl Ctarl2: If you don't clear the we're gonna whip your butt."
"McCoy Henchman1: The Ctarl Ctarl empire!"
"McCoy Henchman2: What should we do?"
"McCoy: Like we really have a choice? These guys are even worse than the pirates!"
"Hilda: Listen, I'm an outlaw. I hate to say it, but I don't have a treaty with you, understand? This departing ship is taking the right of way."
"Jim: Huh? You're picking a fight with the Ctarl Ctarl?"
"Gene: Hey Jim, tell me, what are the Ctarl Ctarl like again?"
"Jim': They're like a cross between a human and a tiger. They're really nasty."
"Technician1: Approaching ship isn't changing course!"
"Aisha: Wait! Wait a minute, that's crazy!"
"Technician2: Stop messing around!"
"Technician3: Moron!"
"Technician1: We're gonna eat you."
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!