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"John Lithgow as Bud Brumder"
"Mike White as Mr. Burke, English teacher"
"Catherine O'Hara as Cindy Brumder"
"Lily Tomlin as Charlotte Cobb, College counselor"
"Bret Harrison as Lonny"
"Schuyler Fisk as Ashley"
"Do you want me to get naked and start the revolution?"
"Colin Hanks as Shaun Brumder"
"Jack Black as Lance Brumder"
"Kyle Howard as Arlo"
"RJ Knoll as Chad"
"George Murdock as Bob Beugler"
"Chevy Chase as Principal Harbert"
"Ryan Malgarini as Harry Coleman, Tess's son"
"Christina Vidal as Maddie; Lead Singer of Pink Slip"
"Chad Michael Murray as Jake"
"Stephen Tobolowsky as Mr. Elton Bates"
"They've always been in each other's faces. Today they're in each other's bodies."
"Jamie Lee Curtis as Tess Coleman"
"Every teenager's nightmare...turning into her mother."
"Lindsay Lohan as Anna Coleman, Tess’s daughter"
"(puts two chopsticks in his nose) Look, I'm a walrus!"
"Mondays are manic. Wednesdays are wild. And Fridays are about to get a little freaky."
"Mark Harmon as Ryan Vuolo, Tess’s 2nd husband"
"Get Your Freak On August 1."
"[sarcastically; repeated] Joy."
"Harold Gould as Grandpa Alan"
"Monique "Whyte Chocolate" Harris-Ford - Sexy Pizza Customer."
"Buffie Carruth - Big Booty Judy."
"Tasha Smith - Gayle, Veda and Star's mother."
"Monica - Waffle House Waitress."
"La'Shontae Heckerd - Tonya, Rashad's ex-girlfriend."
"Mykelti Williamson - Uncle George"
"April Clark - Tondie"
"Keith David - John Garnett"
"Khadijah Haqq - Veda"
"Jason Weaver - Teddy"
"Antwan "Big Boi" Patton - Marcus"
"Malika Haqq - Star"
"Nicholas Sheriff - Zero"
"Evan Ross - Ant"
"Lauren London - New New/Erin Garnett"
"T.I. - Rashad"
"Jackie Long - Benjamin "Esquire" Gordon"
"Now, look, I ain't trying to get in your business... but, I mean I do know a little something about being pissed. I mean, it's all - You know, it's all just feelings, man. From females to friends to funerals... it's all about the feelings. I just want you to recognize the difference between what you feel and what's real. That way you don't look back on life with a bunch of regret."
"Albert Daniels - Brooklyn"
"Lonette Mckee - Priscilla Garnett"
"A New American Story"
"I came over here to see if yall was goin' to Big Booty Judy graduation party."
"My Pops used to always say dreamin' is the luxury of children, and that I should enjoy it. And he was right."
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!