"Welcome, true believers and newcomers alike! Spider-Man co-creator Stan Lee here! Once again, we find our hero Peter Parker, better known around the world as the Amazing Spider-Man, in a heap of trouble. But this is just the beginning, Spidey fans! So get ready for a true superhero action thriller, packed to the brim with thrills and chills, twists and turns, more supervillains than you can shake a web at and of course, nonstop web-slinging, wall-crawling action!"

"Uh-oh, Spidey! Scorpion's had it out for old J. Jonah Jameson from day one, blaming Jameson for being stuck in his scorpion suit! Spidey had better get there quickly, or JJJ may end up in the obituaries of his own paper!"

"Oh boy, Spidey fans! Black Cat is out! Rhino's looking to take Spidey down as well! But fortunately for the web-slinger, Rhino's only got a one-track mind!"

"[deleted scene] Here it comes. The yin and yang of superheroes and supervillains; Spider-Man and Venom. And now Venom has kidnapped the webslinger’s wife Mary Jane! Don’t let him get away, Spidey!"

"Sundown, eh? Well, you got it, sheriff Luke. Deputy Spider-Man will get that rascally varmint."

"[As Mega-Venom] We will have your power! We will have all!"

"Be sure to tear Parker into tiny pieces."

"Make sure you hurt Parker, kids... he deserves it."

"Every minute that passes... there are more of us, Parker."

"I hope this pain lasts as long as possible for you, Parker."

"Poor Parker... Did I break something?"

"You'll like Parker. He's delicious."

"You dare to take the other from me... I will take the girl from you."

"You really think this will stop Venom? He is far too powerful for the Tinkerer's little toy. Set it off, and your power will be gone! Gone forever! Remove the detonator. Embrace the power the Dark One gives you."

"[As Symbiote Vulture] Attack them! Knock them out of the sky!"

"About time you idiots showed up! Engage him at once!"

"[After receiving a Symbiote from Spider-Man] I knew it... I knew you loved me!"

"[While under the Symbiote's influence] You're a lousy boyfriend. I'd never try to change you."

"[While under the Symbiote's influence] Mean old Spider-Boy."

"I'm sorry, did the little kitty forget to retract her claws?"

"You're too late, fool!"

"What was that? Do it again!"

"Stop following me, you arachnid pest!"

"Leave me alone! You can't stop me!"

"Where is she?! Why did you take her?!"

"[after being taken over by the Symbiotes] Finally... biggest guy in the bar."

"If that thing gets control over you, gutting is still an option!"

"Hold on... Nice move, bringing your pals along."

"How do you make these, Venom? Urgh... you didn't somehow pass this thing, did you?"

"Hi, you're being evicted!"

"By heavy, do you mean "serious", as in, "Oh that's heavy bro"? Or heavy, as in 'possessing a large mass'? Like a fat guy."

"Green Goblin is so six years ago! The kids, they like the Venom and the Sandman now!"

"You just said "My legions" with a straight face! You must be stopped!"

"Well, now that's just mean."