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"Could you make a little more noise? I'm only breaking and entering here!"
"I've got to say, you look just like me. Except you're more angry back alley than friendly neighborhood."
"Brock, you loser! If I had given a real photographer that job, I would finally have the evidence to send Spider-Man away forever! You're through, Brock! When I am done with you, you won't be able to get a job taking wedding pictures in Siberia!!!"
"Parker, shut up and dial 911! Scorpion's here! You have to-! OHH!!"
"Get over it, Gargan!"
"Spider-Man?! I ask for the police, and I get this?!"
"We can still make a deal!"
"I'll give you anything!"
"Take it easy, Gargan!"
"Stop it, Gargan!"
"I'm out of here!"
"Scorpion, stop! You don't know what you're doing!"
"It's not my fault!"
"No, Gargan! No!"
"NO, GARGAN!!! NO!!!"
"Spider-Man!"
"SPIDER-MAN!!!"
"I don't know what you're trying to pull by saving my life, but it won't work!"
"Where is he?!"
"Got him in my sights!"
"Positive on hit, base!"
"Where'd he go?!"
"Taking the shot, base!"
"Agh! Negative on shot!"
"Taking the shot!"
"Ugh! He moves too fast!"
"Lost him, base!"
"Like shooting fish in a barrel!"
"You're mine, wall crawler!"
"Again...innocence falls prey to the evil of Spider Man! Rest easy, Brock, Venom is here even if it's the last thing we ever do, Jameson and the insect are gonna pay!"
"My, my, my, said the spider to the smaller spider!"
"I'd like you to see your wifey-poo, but she's in the bath right now! So whadda you say, Spunky? Let's finish this!"
"Say Spidey, can you get us Captain America's autograph?"
"Quit slackin', boy!"
"Come on, Parker!"
"So Just in case SOMEONE...I don't who it could be...If any of you tights-wearing freaks out there wanna save Little Miss Fashion Model....THEN BRING IT ON...Meanwhile New Yorkers...The Venom Marathon WILL CONTINUE *growling sounds*"
"Ooooh, are we gonna surf the web?"
"You and your wife are innocent Parker, our bad."
"It's SHOWTIME, freaks!"
"I smell bad Symbiote, and it ain't me!"
"Mmmmm... Brains. Yummy."
"Oooooh! Look at the big brain on Spidey!"
""laughs" Guess again, Spider-Man!"
"What are you...stupid?"
"mockingly* Oh help me, Spider-man, I'm drowning, I'm drowning "laughs""
"By the by, Parker, how long Mary Jane can hold her breath?"
"Mary Jane won't last must longer!"
"Hang on, Parker...Mary Jane is at the next stop!"
"standing on a computer desk* Surf the web, surf the web!"
"when player has lost Venom in a chase* Slowpoke!"
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!