Shrek Video Games

"Shrek: Oh, I'll be back in no time."

"Shrek: I have no idea."

"Puss in Boots: What is he talking about?"

"Puss in Boots: You want to take him or should I?"

"Shrek: Uh, we'll be taking our sail back now."

"(Shrek arrives)"

"Pirate #3: Silver and avast! You'll never take me ship!"

"Pirate #3: Arrr and avast! I surrender!"

"Fiona: There's something I need to tell you."

"Puss in Boots: I will take my leave, boss, and meet you at Arthur's academy."

"Pirate: Cat in the cargo hold!"

"Puss in Boots: Look! These dastardly pirates have stolen our sail!"

"Puss in Boots: A magnificent fish! I am in heaven!"

"(Puss in Boots arrives)"

"Pirate #3: An ogre! Man the bilges and prepare for me escape!"

"Puss in Boots: Behold! The mighty valor of Puss-In-Boots! To interrupt a cat's dinner is to invite disaster! En Garde!"

"Pirate #2: Who had the bright idea to hide in here?!"

"Shrek: We don't have a crew, Donkey! They're trying to steal our boat!"

"Donkey: Look, Shrek! Our crew's all ready to go. I'm gonna get me a deck chair and one of those drinks with the little umbrellas in it!"

"Donkey: What?! Oh, they can kiss me..."

"Pirate: Halt! Stop right where you ARRRrrrrr! Arr ...It took me all day to stack those up."

"Shrek: Oh, surprise, surprise. Pirates and bandits at the docks. What will they think of next? Don't they know I've got a boat to catch?"

"(Donkey arrives)"

"Pirate: The ogre's coming boys! Batten down the hatches and prepare for a boarding!"

"Pirate #3: Ouch! Quit it!"

"Pirate #3: Did he say... ogre?"

"Pirate: All men prepare to attack the ogre!!!"

"Pirate: Run!"

"Pirate: The gate's been breached! The gate's been breached!"

"Pirate #2: Have at it mates, we're getting licked!"

"Pirate #3: You mean he FOUND the switch?!"

"Guy: The pirates locked us in here! Help!"

"Pirate #1: Is that a cat up there?"

"Puss in Boots: My, my. this is a nice catwalk. Don't mind me. Coming through."

"Pirate #2: Why is he wearing boots?"

"Shrek: Well, well, well. So much for scouting around. You're, like, 20 feet where you started. Out of the way, let's go."

"Peasant #1: An ogre! Pelt him!"

"Puss in Boots: You are... how shall I put this? Too rotund to fit into this itty bitty doorway. Allow me."

"Pirate #1: He's kicking our behinds and you're worried about boots?"

"Guy 2: An ogre?! Eeeagh!"

"Puss in Boots: Andale! Andale! Fight me like a man... or whatever. You can tell them you lost to the best!"

"Shrek: And I suppose you've got something better to do?"

"Shrek: Uh, I think Fiona's going to be angry!"

"Donkey: Man, Shrek, you were amazing! I just love a royal rumble!"

"Donkey: Oh definitely! And don't forget about her mom, she'll be really angry! And the princesses, they get mad just getting dressed in the morning, don't ask me how I know that."

"Attendant #2: More powder! More paint!"

"Donkey: I've got a great idea, Shrek! Man, Shrek! It's one of them pester fairies! Grab it before it drives me crazy!"

"Attendant #3: Adjust your wig sir?"

"Shrek: Donkey..."

"Chef: Oh no! Not the ice sculpture!"