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"Puss: Now, ye ogre, pray for mercy from, Puss n' Boots!"
"Donkey: The cat is crazy!"
"Shrek: If I can dodge his attacks I might be able to pick him up!"
"Puss: You will never catch me, Ogre. Please forgive me, señor! I have hungry family and the King offered me much in gold..."
"Shrek: King Harold hired you?"
"Donkey: What happened to making up?"
"Narrator: Shrek spared Puss n' Boots' life, but was hurt that the Kiygn and plotted against him. The happy life he wanted to share with Fiona was constantly threatened because people hated ogres. Shrek remembered he had the Fairy Godmother's card. Maybe he could ask her for a "Happily Ever After" potion. In gratitude for sparing his life, Puss n' Boots volunteered to help Shrek find her house. He was allowed to come, much to Donkey's dismay. Donkey was jealous."
"Puss: Master Shrek, please allow me to find the way to the Fairy Godmother's house."
"Donkey: I don't think so, mister cat. I am the sidekick and I get to help Shrek."
"Shrek: I say we give him a chance. He is just trying to help."
"Donkey: What's he going to do, climb up there?"
"Leprechaun: How many times you can jump across?"
"Puss: Mama mia! There is the house! I will go get Master Shrek immediately. Here is the Fairy Godmother's house as I promised."
"Donkey: Would you please tell this hairball to stop bragging? I knew how to get here."
"Shrek: That's enough! We need to find the Fairy Godmother."
"Fairy Godmother: Ogre! What are you doing here?"
"Shrek: I need a "Happily Ever After" potion for Fiona and me."
"Fairy Godmother: Never! I don't allow for ogres to have "Happily Ever Afters" leave now or I'll turn you all into slugs."
"Shrek: She won't give me a potion, but I'm not leaving empty handed."
"Donkey: What are you going to do?"
"Shrek: You will stay and keep watch while the kitty and I look got the potion."
"Donkey: Why does he get to go?"
"Shrek: Because he can keep his mouth shut and he can help me avoid those searchlights. This must be the potion room."
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!