"So am I sarcastic, the stingiest person you know, or a cold-blooded businesswoman which is it...I am none of those, but that's quite alright with me."

"Would you like some sherbert while you bathe?"

"If you do not apologize...I shall be angry."

"Oh, that's terrible..."

"ORE WA ONNA DA!!!! ("I AM A WOMAN!!!!")"

"Where I come from, marriage is a sacred institution, so if you cheat on me... [shocks Ataru] (Episode 1)"

"Darling! Shinobu can go to hell!"

"visiting Ataru in his classroom: Teacher, husbands and wives should always be together, whether it's raining or windy, in the house, or even at school!"

"We're going to make a baby on Saturday night!"

"One, two, three! DIVINE RETRIBUTION!!!"

"DARLING NO BAKA!!! ("Darling, you idiot!")"

"Umeboshi? GIVE ME UMEBOSHI!"

"Thank you, Ran. I will think hard about this..."

"[referring to Rei] Oooh! I will never marry such a tacky man! Tacky tacky tacky!!"

"Philip Glenister as DCI Gene Hunt"

"Montserrat Lombard as WPC Sharon Granger"

"Marshall Lancaster as DC Chris Skelton"

"Dean Andrews as DS Ray Carling"

"Keeley Hawes as DI Alex Drake"

"Daniel Mays as DCI Jim Keats"

"Ruth Kearney - Jess Parker"

"Douglas Henshall - Professor Nick Cutter"

"James Murray - Stephen Hart"

"Andrew-Lee Potts - Connor Temple"

"Lucy Brown - Claudia Brown (series 1), Jenny Lewis (series 2, 3, 4)"

"Hannah Spearritt - Abby Maitland"

"Juliet Aubrey - Helen Cutter"

"Ben Miller - James Lester"

"Jason Flemyng - Danny Quinn"

"Ben Mansfield - Captain Hilary Becker"

"Ciarán McMenamin - Matt Anderson"

"Alexander Siddig - Philip Burton"

"Liam O'Brien - Kihachi, Patron #4"

"Jason Marsden - Sasuke"

"Phil LaMarr - Brother #1, Brother #3, Brother #5, Kuro, Teen Afro Samurai"

"John Kassir - Soshun"

"John DiMaggio - Brother #2, Giant, Ivanov, Patron #2"

"Grey Delisle - Oyuki, Woman"

"TC Carson - Sword Master, Brother #4"

"S. Scott Bullock - Dharman"

"Steven Blum - Assassins"

"Jeff Bennett - Foo, Hachiro"