"[explaining to Spartan why the Scraps live underground] You see, according to Cocteau's plan, I'm the enemy. Because I like to think, I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech and freedom of choice. I'm the kind of guy who likes to sit in a greasy spoon and wonder, "Gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecue ribs with the side order of gravy fries?" I want high cholesterol. I wanna eat bacon and butter and buckets of cheese, okay? I wanna smoke a Cuban cigar the size of Cincinnati in the non-smoking section. I wanna run through the streets naked with green Jell-O all over my body reading Playboy magazine. Why? Because I suddenly might feel the need to, okay, pal? I've seen the future. Do you know what it is? It's a 47-year-old virgin sitting around in his beige pajamas, drinking a banana-broccoli shake, singing "I'm an Oscar Mayer Wiener." You live up top, you live Cocteau's way: what he wants, when he wants, how he wants. Your other choice: come down here... and maybe starve to death."

"Glenn Shadix - Associate Bob"

"Benjamin Bratt - Officer Alfredo Garcia, SAPD"

"Bob Gunton - Chief George Earle, SAPD"

"Denis Leary - Edgar Friendly"

"Nigel Hawthorne - Dr. Raymond Cocteau"

"Wesley Snipes - Simon Phoenix"

"Sandra Bullock - Lt. Lenina Huxley, SAPD"

"Sylvester Stallone - Sgt. John Spartan, LAPD"

"[Upon learning that commercial jingles are now considered popular music] Somebody put me back in the fridge."

"John Spartan - the world's most dangerous cop. Simon Phoenix - the world's most ruthless criminal. The 21st Century wasn't prepared for either of them...and it isn't big enough for both of them."

"When a man like Phoenix has a gun to your head, ten seconds is nine and a half seconds longer than you live."

"The battle begins October 4th."

"The future isn't big enough for the both of them."

"The 21st Century's most dangerous cop. The 21st Century's most ruthless criminal."

"[About Demolition Man's predictions of the future:] What is completely spot on [...] is the idea that laws have shifted away from the protection of individual rights and any sane theory of justice towards controlling people's behavior for the 'greater good', as envisioned by this society's elites."

"John Michael Higgins - Bill Feingold - Martin's Lawyer"

"One robot's 200 year journey to become an ordinary man."

"Lynne Thigpen - World Congress President Marjorie Bota"

"Quinn Smith - Frank Charney"

"Scott Waugh - Motorcycle Punk"

"Stephen Root - Dennis Mansky - Head of NorthAm Robotics"

"Igor Hiller - Lloyd Charney - Age 10"

"Bradley Whitford - Lloyd Charney"

"Angela Landis - 'Miss' Amanda Martin"

"Lindze Letherman - 'Miss' Amanda Martin - Age 9"

"Hallie Kate Eisenberg - Little Miss Grace Martin - Age 7"

"Wendy Crewson - 'Ma'am' Rachael Martin"

"Kiersten Warren -Galatea"

"Oliver Platt - Rupert Burns"

"Sam Neill - 'Sir' Ricky Martin"

"Embeth Davidtz - 'Little Miss' Grace Martin / Portia Charney"

"Robin Williams - Andrew Martin"

"[singing lines from The Wizard of Oz] When a man's an empty kettle,/he should be on his mettle/and yet, I'm torn apart./Just because, I'm presumin'/that I could be kind-of-human/if I only had a heart…"

"[called out by Rupert over being grumpy at work] Every day it's [salutes] 'Yes Rupert Sir', 'No Rupert Sir', 'Can I get you another beverage Rupert Sir?!' And it CHAPS MY ASS!!! So here's a helpful hint for you: SHUT UP AND LET ME DO MY WORK!! [casually dislodges boxes] I'm done!"

"What's right for most people in most situations isn't right for everyone in every situation! Real morality lies in following one's own heart."

"I like you. I even understand you some of the time. But I'm not about to invest my emotions in a machine."

"I have a friend who is very special to me. He's sweet and exceptionally intelligent, but, well - he's not really a - I mean, a relationship between us would be impossible. It would never, could never, work out."

""Is it better to be feared or respected?" I say, is it too much to ask for both? With that in mind I humbly present you the crown jewel of Stark Industries' Freedom Line. It's the first missile system to incorporate our proprietary Repulsor Technology. They say that the best weapon is one that you never have to fire. I respectfully disagree. I prefer the weapon you only have to fire once. That's how Dad did it, that's how America does it…and it's worked out pretty well so far. Find an excuse to let one of these off the chain, and I personally guarantee you the bad guys won't even want to come out of their caves. For your consideration…the Jericho."

"Get ready for a different breed of heavy-metal hero."

"Heroes aren't born. They're built."

"Leslie Bibb as Christine Everhart"

"Paul Bettany as J.A.R.V.I.S."