Romantic Comedy Films

"Danny Zorn - Eddie"

"When she's this hot, You get one shot."

"A comedy that proves true love never dies."

"Philip Hoffman - Chuck Bronski"

"Johnny would give an arm and a leg to date Missy. Well, maybe just an arm."

"An irresistibly charming comedy!"

"The story of two people who got married, met, and then fell in love."

"Gérard Depardieu - Georges Fauré"

"[in response to Brontë's telling him that she will donate her time to a children's agriculture charity] If it amuses you, then do it."

"We don't have to like each other. We just have to get married."

"[trying to shift all the blame for their bogus marriage onto Georges] You stroll around my apartment, touching my things. Do you realize the situation that you've put me in? Do you?"

"Andie MacDowell - Brontë Parrish"

"I am the husband!"

"Bebe Neuwirth - Lauren Adler"

"Gregg Edelman - Phil"

"Robert Prosky - Brontë's Lawyer"

"Lois Smith - Brontë's Mother"

"Ann Dowd as Peggy"

"Larry Wright as Larry Wright the bucket drummer"

"Burt Young - Georgie"

"Joey Bishop - Eddie's father"

"Dylan Walsh - Jake Lovell"

"Catherine O'Hara - Gloria"

"Joe Pesci - Oscar"

"Anthony LaPaglia - Stevie Dee"

"Larry Block - Barber"

"The wedding picture doesn't always tell the whole story."

"Alan Alda - Eddie Hopper"

"Madeline Kahn - Lola Hopper"

"You pushed me through the tent? Through the tent you pushed me?"

"[romantically] Oh, Oscar... go fuck yourself!"

"I could be whatever you need. I could do anything for the woman I love. I believe in saying what you feel. You are the blood in my veins, I would walk through fire for you. I will always be available, I belong to you."

"Molly Ringwald - Betsy"

"I'm gonna give you a little advice about life. You follow this and you won't be sorry. "Don't screw with your brains, don't think with your dick." That's from the heart."

"Kimberly J. Brown - Sarah Sanderson"

"Angus T. Jones - Georgey Sanderson"

"Ally Sheedy - Connie"

"Missi Pyle - Ashley"

"Jean Smart - Kate Sanderson"

"[to Stevie Dee] I'm a cop, and you're... not."

"Joan Plowright - Virginia Arness"

"Oh, I can't talk about it 'cause gangsta people will come to my house and cut me."

"[Reading an article from an adult magazine] The girl had double D cups. I put my mouth on her nipple."

"Everything he needed to know about life, she learned in prison."

"[to Charlene] You messed with the wrong W.A.S.P., bitch."

"You lock me out, no money, no place to go, a sister got to get her cheese on."

"I do believe I'm stoned."

"Steve Martin - Peter Sanderson"

"[guns fired] Pussies"

"Ken Pogue - Hamilton"