"I'm not going to the match. Not if you think you can just dismiss me. I'm not some fucking lapdog who's gonna sit around and let you punish me. I'm not Art."

"Chris Fowler as TV Sports Commentator (Atlanta 2019)"

"Darnell Appling as Umpire (New Rochelle Final)"

"There's plenty of girls out here that would love to be your girlfriend, okay? You're charming, you're talented, you got a big dick. Just go be with one of them."

"I'm taking such good care of my little white boys."

"A.J. Lister as Lily (as AJ Lister)"

"Connor Aulson as Leo Du Marier"

"Shane T Harris as Art's Security Guard (as a different name)"

"Bryan Doo as Art's Physiotherapist"

"Joan Mcshane as Line Judge (New Rochelle Final)"

"Chris Evans as Cole Turner"

"Especially if she's the one who ghosted you... Oh, right. An international art curator, doesn't have an overseas calling plan. That's very unusual. [stammers] Talking of romantic gestures, what's that you got in the back then, hey? Is it a little cactus, is it?"

"Ana de Armas as Sadie Rhodes"

"Adrien Brody as Leveque"

"Mike Moh as Wagner"

"Oh, no, no, no, I meant with your life. You know, grow a pair, move out of your parents' house... [Answering father's question] There is. He came off way too strong, so she ghosted him... [Father inquires about the term "ghosting] Yeah. It's when someone breaks off all contact. For example, let's just say a young lady makes a horrible, horrible mistake one night, and then the guy just keeps on texting her with emojis, over and over."

"[Regarding Cole's asthma attack] Sorry. You "did the-leave-behind-your-inhaler"? Come on. Isn't your asthma sad enough already?"

"Tate Donovan as Cole's dad"

"Yeah. You know that power you felt? That's from the land"

"Be a cactus. No big moves. No big moves. Be a cactus"

"That is my point exactly, Cole. You missed spring break to get a stupid voucher, which you never used. I mean, that is the type of guy you are."

"Tim Blake Nelson as Borislov"

"Sebastian Stan as God, a bounty hunter"

"Tiya Sircar as Patti"

"Stephen Park as Utami"

"He just got back from having sex with a stranger, not fighting the Germans."

"[Finishing father's sentence regarding Cole] Smothering, needy, pathetic, desperate, delusional... Yeah, stuff like this. The stupid gifts, the constant texting. I mean, that's why things never worked out with Fiona."

"Anthony Mackie as the Grandson of Sam"

"[Repeated line] Did you tell her you wrestled in high school?"

"Fiona was a bitch. You're a hopeless romantic, just like your mom."

"What is this? You took a selfie in bed while she was asleep? Dude, that's weird. That's what serial killers do before they kill their victims and harvest their eyelids!"

"When I was six, my mom and I fled our country... on a raft... worse than you can imagine. The sun, the waves, sharks, people screaming, crying. I was terrified. Everyone was. They wanted to go back, but... [scoffs] ...my mom was so strong. She kept us all going for five days, until we made it. [Chuckles] And I still remember how they looked at her on the beach. I just, you know, wanted to be like her, strong and brave. So that's the day I decided I was never going to be afraid ever again. And I'm not."

"[Driving truck through perilious mountain pass with assassins in pursuit] Cole! Are you comfortable?!"

"It's the sub-lie of the first original lie."

"Mustafa Shakir as Monte Jackson"

"Amy Sedaris as Cole's mom"

"John Cho as the Leopard"

"Ryan Reynolds as Jonas"

"Anna Deavere Smith as Claudia Yates"

"Edna gave me a hand. She was high."

"Oh, London, the Lady in the Mist [Corrected by daughter]... The Gray Lady. [Corrected by daughter again]..."

"Emoji stuff counts. He is gonna blow it. Mark my words."

"Lizze Broadway as Mattie Turner, Cole's sister"

"Ben Affleck – Larry Gigli"

"Jennifer Lopez – Ricki"