Romantic Comedy Films

"Jay Mohr - Nick"

"Kevin Bacon - Sam Mayfair"

"Paul Cassell - Brad"

"Olympia Dukakis - Rita Mosley"

"Ivar Brogger - 1st Ad Executive"

"Sometime you need a girl, to get the girl."

"Adam Sandler as Dr. Danny Maccabee"

"Jennifer Aniston as Katherine Murphy/Devlin Maccabee"

"Dave Matthews as Ian Maxtone-Jones"

"Nicole Kidman as Devlin Adams"

"Nick Swardson as Eddie Simms / Dolph Lundgren"

"Brooklyn Decker as Palmer Dodge"

"Bailee Madison as Maggie Murphy"

"Griffin Gluck as Michael Murphy"

"Sometimes a guy's best wingman... is a wingwoman."

"It's so quiet up here, you could hear a mouse get a hard on."

"The air was thin. She was average cute. She was the only girl up there. The air was so thin!"

"John Belushi - Ernie Souchak"

"Allen Garfield - Howard McDermott"

"Blair Brown - Nell Porter"

"I've never seen such big balls - and I'm from Chicago."

"Val Avery - Yablonowitz"

"Tony Ganios - Max Bernbaum"

"I know what I wrote, I was there when I wrote it."

"Rainn Wilson as Vaughn Haige"

"Eddie Izzard as Barry Edward Lambert / Professor Bedlam"

"Wanda Sykes as Carla Dunkirk"

"Anna Faris as Hannah Lewis"

"Uma Thurman as Jenny Johnson / G-Girl"

"Luke Wilson as Matthew "Matt" Saunders"

"He wanted a break... Now she wants to break him"

"Well, I think that one of the great things about the script is that unlike the typical valiant-type superhero that's like, "Oh, yes, I must go save the world"—unlike that, there's a whole comedy base here with the reality of it all. Here's this girl, like any of us, who stumbles on a rock. And, by the way, she says girl because she is girl, and so if she called herself woman at 17 she would have a problem. But she really is more tense than kryptonite. She's just a real person. She wants to have a real life. She just deals with her responsibility of having super powers, but she really resents it. I guess that's the humor in the piece."

"[brandishing a chainsaw when Matt tells Vaughan G-Girl's secret identity in his dream] I WARNED YOU, MATT SAUNDERS!"

"[to Matt] You broke my heart! Now, I'm going to break your EVERYTHING!"

"He broke her heart. She broke his everything."

"If you love someone... set them free"

"Hell hath no fury like a superwoman scorned."

"Cynthia Sikes - Susan Johnson"

"Jack Gilford - Mr. Butterworth"

"Ron Canada - Bartender"

"Barney Martin - Ralph Marolla"

"Dudley Moore - Arthur Bach"

"[to Arthur] If projectile vomiting ever becomes an Olympic event, you would do your country proud."

"Liza Minnelli - Linda Morolla Bach"

"John Gielgud - Hobson"

"Geraldine Fitzgerald - Martha Bach"

"Kathy Bates - Mrs. Canby"

"Stephen Elliot - Bert Johnson"

"Paul Benedict - Fairchild"

"Jean Dixon - Molly"