Platform Fighters

"(vs. Nergaling) Someone should really call an exterminator for these things."

"(vs. Clown) It's funny when their heads come off!"

"(vs. Pumpkin) Pumpkins. Why did it have to be pumpkins?"

"(vs. Viking) Didn't I already reap you guys once?"

"(vs. Giant Pumpkin) I'm gonna carve me a pumpkin."

"(vs. The Brain-Eating Meteor) A brain-eating meteor from outer space? That's out of my jurisdiction."

"(after a finisher) A:See ya! B:Get out of here!"

"(ready to battle) I'm about ready to unload 6 D-20s of damage on your butt!"

"(after being selected) Totally awesome, yo!"

"(wins) Yeah, dogg! Yo' mama!"

"(performing Mojo Meltdown, reading from spellbook) Klaatu barada nikto, yo! (opponents are vaporized)"

"(after finisher move) A: See ya! B: Get out of here! C: Good-bye, yo!"

"(on fire) Hey, Mandy! Do you think I'm hot now?"

"(mans turret) A: Stay on target...stay on target... B: I am Sir Irwin the bold. C: HAVE AT YOU! D: You want a piece of this?! E: Bring it, yo! F: I will break you!"

"(vs. Billy) Oops, are you okay, Billy?"

"(vs. Mandy) Oh, Mandy! I'm so sorry! I'm so so sorry!"

"(vs. Grim) I beat the reaper, yo!"

"(vs. Mogar) Fighting adults is wrong. Fun, but wrong."

"(vs. Eris) She started it! I swear!"

"(vs. Nergal) Back to the center of the earth, evil creature!"

"(vs. Fred) Fred Fredburger, no!"

"(vs. Hoss) Maybe you should be my sidekick, Hoss."

"(vs. Dracula) No! I'm allergic to vampires!"

"(vs. Jack) Pumpkins suck!"

"(vs. Nergal Jr.) I kinda feel bad for that kid."

"(vs. Boogey) Worse thing than the Boogeyman tonight: me!"

"(vs. Skarr) For the horde, yo!"

"(vs. Lord Pain) A belt slap from Grandmama can give more pain than you!"

"(vs. Chicken) Now who's the chicken?"

"(vs. Nergaling) These things are annoying, yo."

"(vs. Clown) Do you think all these guys came in the same car?"

"(vs. Pumpkin) Oh, my gosh! Did I do that?"

"(vs. Viking) Hey, you Vikings, you don't have to get all up in my grill."

"(vs. Giant Pumpkin) Pumpkins don't scare me! (screams)"

"(vs. The Brain-Eating Meteor) Actually, when that thing hit the earth, it was no longer a brain-eating meteor, but it became a brain-eating METEORITE. Science fact, yo."

"(Win with Irwin) Announcer: Irwin... WINS?!"

"(ready to battle) When I'm a-rockin', your head's gonna get a knockin'!"

"(after being selected) I'm gonna rock out with my guitar out!"

"(wins) A: That's what I call a power chord! B: Now that's what I call a power chord!"

"(man’s turret custom): Now this could be used for a opening PYRO!"

"(performing Mojo Meltdown;do a guitar solo that the opponent becomes on fire and explodes)"

"(after finisher move) A: Fore! B: See ya! C: Good-bye! D: Good night, Tokyo!"

"(on fire) Hey! Check out the pyrotechnics!"

"(vs. Billy) Tough love, son. tough love."

"(vs. Mandy) It feels good to push little kids around!"

"(vs. Grim) Sorry, Grim, ol' buddy."

"(vs. Irwin) Did I break your glasses yet?"

"(vs. Eris) The prettier they are, the harder they fall!"

"(vs. Nergal) Feel the ringin' in your ears? That's called ROCK!"

"(vs. Fred) That's gonna leave a mark!"