"(performing Mojo Meltdown, dancing) Check out Dracula's smooth moves! (starts disco dancing, opponents dance along) Haiyy! (disco ball lowers, refraction from disco ball destroys opponents)"

"(after finisher move) A: See ya! B: So long, sucka!"

"(on fire) Something's cookin'. Smells good!"

"(vs. Billy) Dracula wanna bite yo' nose!"

"(vs. Mandy) Dracula see ya on the flip side!"

"(vs. Grim) Hey "Skeleton Man", Dracula's teeth is sharper than yo' stick thing!"

"(vs. Irwin) Dracula need yo' glasses. Dracula not seeing so goo no more."

"(vs. Mogar) Dracula hate rock music! Dracula's a soul man!"

"(vs. Eris) Dracula not gonna take a bite out of an apple! He gonna take a bite out of you!"

"(vs. Nergal) Dracula gonna send you back to the center of the earth!"

"(vs. Fred) Dracula love elephants! Dracula wanna feed 'em peanuts!"

"(vs. Hoss) Ain't nobody gonna exterminate Dracula! Dracula the original fangster!"

"(vs. Jack) Dracula love pumpkin. Gonna bite yo' head off!"

"(vs. Nergal Jr.) Dracula don't usually bite children. He just kick 'em!"

"(vs. Boogey) Dracula always fighting a boogey. Boogey never go away!"

"(vs. Skarr) Dracula go bite you in the eye, then he gonna steal yo' hat!"

"(vs. Lord Pain/Nergaling) Ain't nobody tell Dracula what to do!"

"(vs. Chicken) Dracula likes his chicken tenderized."

"(vs. Clown) Laughing is for sissies. Dracula like to hear clowns screamin'!"

"(vs. Pumpkin) Dracula ain't too old to kick your butt!"

"(vs. Olaf the Viking) Vampires hate vikings, that's a fact!"

"(vs. Giant Pumpkin) Big pumpkin's ain't the boss of Dracula! Dracula grown man! Dracula do what he want!"

"(vs. The Brain-Eating Meteor) Meteor don't be telling Dracula what to do! Dracula was born knowing what to do!"

"(ready to battle) Look out, Mac! Jack is back!"

"(after being selected) Everyone's entitled to one good laugh!"

"(wins) Have a nice trip, I take one every fall! (laughs)"

"(performing Mojo Meltdown) Wanna see something really funny? (Picks up pumpkin bomb from sack, throws it at opponents, opponents are blown up, Jack laughs)"

"(on fire) Oh, oh! Spicy, spicy hot!"

"(damage) A: Ouch! B: Ow! C: He he. D: Doop! E: Dey!"

"(after finisher move) A: See ya! B: Fore! C: Good-bye! D: Get outta here! E: Yah!"

"(mans turret) A: I'm gonna "Jack" this turret! Get it? (laughs) B: This will be your last laugh! (laughs) C: This is gonna be funny! D: In Russia the pumpkin smashes you!"

"(vs. Billy) You don't know "Jack", little boy. (laughs)"

"(vs. Nergal) My fist is your friend!"

"(vs. Fred) Kablowie! Teh heh heh!"

"(vs. Hoss) Tee hee hee! Wuss Delgado!"

"(vs. Dracula) Cha-ching! I'm money, baby!"

"(vs. Jack) I hate pumpkins!"

"(vs. Nergal, Jr.) Eat fist, ya' four-eyed freak!"

"(vs. Boogey) Usually when I'm throwin' boogies, it's a whole different thing."

"(vs. Skarr) I'd eat my own face off before I let you win!"

"(vs. Lord Pain) Time for you to take some pain!"

"(vs. Chicken) There's no way these chickens are gonna fit in my mouth!"

"(vs. Nergaling) You guys look like my uncle Nergal, only teeny."

"(vs. Clown) Go to your happy place, go to your happy place."

"(vs. Pumpkin) D'oh, wait--these aren't killer tomatoes at all!"

"(vs. Viking) I must crush my enemies, see them tremble before me and hear their lamentations of the women!"

"(vs. Giant Pumpkin) It wasn't planes that killed the beast; it was my farts."