Platform Fighters

"(vs. Hoss) Get up again, Hoss and I'll use your head for a drum kit!"

"(vs. Dracula) Me rock you like a hurricane!"

"(vs. Jack) I always hated gourds."

"(vs. Nergal Jr.) Hasta la poo-poo, Nerdo Jr.!"

"(vs. Boogey) That's what you get for being ugly!"

"(vs. Skarr) Mogar smash!"

"(vs. Lord Pain) Say hello to my little friend!"

"(vs. Chicken) Woah, did I do that?"

"(vs. Nergaling) I am Mogar, the Hurtinator!"

"(vs. Clown) I knew I shouldn't have dropped out of clown college."

"(vs. Pumpkin) Raggle Fraggle!"

"(vs. Viking) Open your mighty halls for the god of rock!"

"(vs. Giant Pumpkin) I totally have to get one of those for my stage show!"

"(vs. The Brain-Eating Meteor) Hey, space rock, meet EARTH ROCK!! (Battle shriek)"

"(wins) If kicking butt is wrong, I don't wanna be right!"

"(vs. Eris) Eat dirt, lady!"

"(vs. Mogar) I don't need your rules, man!"

"(ready to battle) Breaking things makes me feel so alive!"

"(vs. Irwin) Take that, nerdo!"

"(vs. Grim) I want to be just like you someday, Grim: knocked out! (laughs)"

"(vs. Mandy) Eat it, Ms. Know-It-All!"

"(mans turret) A: duh, what's this thing do? B: Me smash you! (Evil Laugh) C: Sticks and stones, they break by bones, but I'm gonna use this to BREAK YOURS!"

"(on fire) Ooh! Ooh! HOT! HOT! But it's a dry heat."

"(after finisher move) A: See ya! B: Fore! C: Good-bye!"

"(performing Mojo Meltdown) Here comes a demon! [farts, sets opponents on fire, they explode] Tee hee hee!"

"(after being selected) I loves you!"