John Waters Films

"Oh my God Almighty! Someone has sent me a BOWEL MOVEMENT!"

"You know who I am, bitch! I'm the filthiest person alive, that's who I am!"

"Gentlemen, the verdict is in. Guilty on all 10 charges of first-degree stupidity."

"You stand convicted of asshole-ism."

"Oh my God,you stupid idiot motherfucker!Connie,go away!"

"I'll burn you to death,stupid bitch!"

"Hold these goddamn chickens!"

"Mama, nobody sends you a turd and expects to live. Nobody!"

"Do my balls, Mama!"

"I guess there's just two kinds of people, Miss Sandstone, my kind of people, and assholes. It's rather obvious which category you fit into."

"We'll see who's the filthiest person alive! We'll JUST SEE!"

"Babs Johnson, oh what a stupid fucking name! She sounds like a chimpanzee on a tire swing."

"Oh I love you Raymond. I love you more than anything in this whole world! I love you even more than my own filthiness! More than my hair color! More than the sound of bones breaking! The sounds of death rattles! Even more than my own SHIT do I love you, Raymond!"

"How can a couch be out of order?!"

"Sandy Sandstone: Eat the bird, bitch!"

"Edie: Eggs! Eggs! Eggs!"

"Birthday Card: Happy birthday, fatso."

"Cotton: Murder merely relieves tension."

"An exercise in poor taste."

"The filthiest people alive! Their loves, their hates and their unquenchable thirst for notoriety!"

"Divine - Divine / Babs Johnson"

"David Lochary - Raymond Marble"

"Mary Vivian Pearce - Cotton"

"Mink Stole - Connie Marble"

"Danny Mills - Crackers"

"Edith Massey - Edie"

"Channing Wilroy - Channing"

"Cookie Mueller - Cookie"

"Paul Swift - The Egg Man"

"Polly Bergen - Mrs. Vernon-Williams"

"You've made me the happiest juvenile delinquent in Baltimore!"

"You got it, Allison. You got it raaaaaw."

"Susie Q: Ma, I swiped six hubcaps like a big girl!"

"Kim McGuire - Mona "Hatchet-Face" Malnorowski"

"Traci Lords - Wanda Woodward"

"Ricki Lake - Pepper Walker, Cry-Baby's sister"

"Susan Tyrrell - Ramona Rickettes, Cry-Baby's grandmother"

"Iggy Pop - Uncle Belvedere Rickettes"

"Milton's Father: Let Jesus Christ be your gang-leader!"

"Too young to be square... Too tough to be shocked... Too late to be saved"

"Good girls want him bad. Bad girls want him worse."

"He's a doll. He's a dreamboat. He's a delinquent."

"Johnny Depp - Wade "Cry-Baby" Walker"

"Amy Locane - Allison Vernon-Williams"

"Butterfly: Beauty, beauty, look at you, I wish to God I had it, too."

"Ed Peranio - Wink"

"Michael Potter - Gator Nelson"

"Susan Walsh - Chicklette Fryer"

"Cookie Mueller - Concetta"

"Edith Massey - Ida Nelson"